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Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/11/2017 21:33

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

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MiddleClassProblem · 04/01/2018 19:02

He’ll unwrap that last

SleepingStandingUp · 05/01/2018 00:27

I was also gonna comment on your lovely eyes. That's def how to woo Paul. Not with the evidence of your incontinence surgery

Floellabumbags · 05/01/2018 08:26

incontinence surgery

🤣🤤🚽🏊‍♀️😶

SleepingStandingUp · 05/01/2018 08:57

Hey it happens to the nest grannies!!!

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 05/01/2018 20:41

I suddenly remembered (something of a feat at my advanced age!) that in my youth I snogged a Paul Robinson. He used to knock around with his best mate Gail. Had completely forgotten. Both his legs were real however.

SleepingStandingUp · 05/01/2018 21:33

If only you had married him you could have been Flo Robinson!

Floellabumbags · 06/01/2018 00:45

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster

Was he a good kisser?
Oh and how do you know his legs were real? Did you feel him up?

MiddleClassProblem · 06/01/2018 00:46

Maybe it was before he lost it?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 06/01/2018 17:57

Flo he was a pretty good kisser actually. In response to your second question I will simply tap the side of my nose and nod smugly. It’s hard to do in writing but I know what I mean.

Floellabumbags · 06/01/2018 18:12

Ha ha ha! I'd channel Sheila and call you a floozy but I regaled some friends and DH with my school exchange story this afternoon - the one that involved squaddies, vodka and much, much naughtiness. Thirty years on I'm still annoyed that one of the other kids on the trip told my boyfriend everything!

SleepingStandingUp · 06/01/2018 22:10

Just realised it would be Fairy Robinson not Flo Robinson

ThisIsReallyFunny · 08/01/2018 14:08

David's dancing GrinGrinGrinGrin

MiddleClassProblem · 08/01/2018 16:45

I’ve just started watching. I’m fairly sure what makes the boat sail is Sonya’s billowing kaftan...

Floellabumbags · 08/01/2018 17:01

I've not seen today's yet. I hope Tyler clones himself for everyone and puts some fucking socks on.

I'm taking a Mumsnet break. I love this thread but there's a massive amount of transphobia on Mumsnet at the moment and, as the mother of a trans person, I can't take any more. I'm quite angry with myself for admitting defeat but I'm finding this exhausting. It's bad enough that my child is depressed, anxious and suicidal but knowing that someone on this thread is continually adding transphobic posts to another thread and appears to be a ringleader in inciting hatred makes me incredibly sad and uncomfortable. So I'm bowing out.

MiddleClassProblem · 08/01/2018 17:23

Aw, @Floellabumbags, I’m sorry to hear that you’re leaving us. Understandable, family and your own sanity must come first. I can’t promise one of the others won’t bonk Paul in your absence.

Prejudice and ignorance seem to dominate areas of the internet. People don’t seem to want to learn and would rather assume. I’m sorry it’s lead to you not being comfortable here.

Hope you feel able to come back. You’re always welcome x

SleepingStandingUp · 08/01/2018 19:17

Oh Flo that's really shit :( come back when you are ready and I promise not to bonk Paul xx

woodhill · 08/01/2018 19:41

I don't think I've missed Neighbours that much, it was so boring today.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 08/01/2018 20:50

We’ll miss ya Flo but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.

You can rely on me not to touch Paul with a ten foot barge pole.

Hope we see you again soon, however if David dances again I’m probably never going to watch TV again just in case, never mind Neighbours.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/01/2018 20:51

Flo is referring to me because I start the Big Brother threads.

I have no problem with trans people living however they want to live their lives, wearing what they want and calling themselves what they want but I do not accept that you can literally change sex. Apparently this is hate speech.

I cannot believe that I am being badmouthed on a Neighbours thread for speaking about biological fact on another thread.

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MrsSteveMcDonald · 08/01/2018 21:11

You have done nothing wrong Anne

AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/01/2018 21:20

Thanks MrsSteve. Flowers

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MiddleClassProblem · 08/01/2018 21:25

I have no idea what has been said or not. I can understand if Flo has strong feelings on something that her dc is living. Just sad to see her and her filthy mind go.

We’ll just draw a line under it and continue in our Aussie bubble which I would just like to poke at right now.

Elly bought booze on Christmas Day. You’d think everywhere would be closed. And when she said “I thought Paige had him” it sounded weird. Like if someone called my friend right now and said “Dd is missing, have you seen her?” They really wouldn’t say that like I was the nanny.

rogermooresfifthwife · 09/01/2018 14:17

Today's Toadie and Sonya stuff was painful. I found myself thinking they should really change the sheets and then it actually showed them changing the sheets. They are the most unsexy couple in soap history.

CurbsideProphet · 09/01/2018 14:39

MiddleClassProblem I thought the same about Elly's comment. Very odd Confused

SleepingStandingUp · 09/01/2018 16:30

They really wouldn’t say that like I was the nanny they do play pass the hulk a lot