Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

😂 for some reason I’m imagining you dressed as Sheila but also biting back saying “I’m tired from having norovirus, you bogan hussy!”

She was refusing to buy her grandson a lego set so I bought one for DS with a very loud "Of course you can have it. You're a good boy and I love you!" I hope he's having a full on rumplestitskin now because Granny doesn't love him enough to buy him lego!

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Was this before or after she asked you about your pension Flo?

Not sure how old your DS is but you only need to be 26 to be a granny these days haha.

Was this before or after she asked you about your pension Flo?

It was after. She was trying to persuade her grandson that it's too soon after Christmas for new toys and I wanted to piss on her chips. DS is over the moon, I'm considering botox 😂

Hahah love that your DS got a present out of you looking old and haggered because you have been very poorly recently lol

James Udagawa is in The greatest showman!

I spent the whole bloody film trying to work out why I recognised him!

How was his cardboard acting?

Marginally less cardboardy. Marginally.

With cardboard James and wooden David and Jimmy we could have ourselves a Neighbours bush fire. Anyone got a box of matches?

And Paulie's leg so he cant escape you

When's it back? Trouble is I've forgotten all the storylines.

Good point Sleeping, I'll add it to the pile of kindling.

gabezilla drove off in a car

Sonya and toadie are making whoopie on the boat of doom

Paul is tied to Flo's bed

Clawdy

Monday. It's been a long break.

Toadie's on a boat with Sonya, who must be ready to drop soon.
Gabezilla's been kidnapped by Geoff Capes.
Karl's gone to London to look after one of his 82 offspring.
We still don't care about Hamish dying in the hot tub.
Mark's hoping to get sone bargain engagement rings in the Ratners January sales.

I forgot Karl has gone! Who will treat the victims of Flo’s fire with their 2 episode injuries?

Xanthe and Clive, the Erinsborough hospital dream team.

I must admit I'm starting to find Piper very annoying. I'd like to see her and Amy in an airship with a box of matches and Father Jack.

I really like Piper! She’s a good friend, pretty solid. Remember when she arrived and was a complete bratty twat? Also think she’s a very good actress.

It's the vlogging and I worry she's got a foot in the self righteous camp.

She is a brilliant actress though and I love the behind-the-scenes stuff she does.

Alright, Grandma 😂

I like Paige more when she's with Piper, they seem to have naturally good chemistry

That's it! I'm off to Brazil for for a facelift.

DS hasn't noticed that I'm sitting with a head wrapped in loo roll. Apple didn't fall far from the tree with that one!

I don’t think your behaviour surprises him anymore...

Lovely eyes, Flo. Maybe with that look your character could be a client at the wellness centre. Paul will be there nagging Steph and become intrigued by the bandaged loo rolled lady in treatment room 2. After a week of bandage therapy and visits from Paul, he slowly takes off your bandages...

Thank you Middle 😻. Wait until you see the results of my vaginoplasty