TOWIE

[campingismyjam17]

I got quite emotional last night about the scenes with Liam (Gatsby) and his mum at the football ground. My dad died 16 years ago and I still miss him.
I thought Bobby was funny, Gemma is not genuine. Lauren seems to think she is something really special. I just don't trust Jon, haven't read anything about him outside TOWIE but he just seems dodgy. We seem to be seeing a softer side to Tommy, he doesn't seem to be blowing up so much.I like Mario in it now, I think his friendship with Chloe S seems sweet.
I enjoyed Wednesdays episode.

What is with the bird theme?

Quacking lips - not just the girls. As if they weren't so obvious - they accentuate them with beaky caps which stick out at the same angle. Was there a sale on?

Mother Hens. Pope and Sims. Rocking up at the restaurant with their little beady henny eyes.

Tits. Plenty of 'em. Not just enhanced ones.

Cocks. Again, plenty of 'em.

Bobs rocking the 'all-down' puffa jacket face.

Petey rocking the peterodactyl teef.

Tommy's promises were lovely. Just missing the 'I promise not to speak to you like your opinion is bird shit.

Gutsby has dropped a lot of beef. Arg and me could do with tips. So not birdy really. He is still a nugget.

Sammy muckers preening over having two birds wanting his perch.

Fuck a sweetcorn filled duck.

Jodie was hooped. Kind of pied and friend-zoned all in a onesie.

I'm surprised that any of the lassies would risk a sauna. Especially those two. I'm mellllllllltinggggggggg. And around bonfires and sparklers? Living on the edge. And I don't mean Harlow.

Dinner parties in Essex? What do they eat? Colgate, bleach and tramadol in a bap?

What IS with the bakerboy caps????? They need to be on the bonfire.

Myles shouting off his misogynistic mouth again I see. If they are short of a Guy...

Can’t bear Kady. Wicked little imp with her misogynistic toad of a bf.

Myles may be a misogynistic twat ... but Amber really is a terrible cunt.

You lucky lucky girl Kady…

All the guys in towie are misogynistic in all honesty and I’m so glad that my impressionable 16 year old daughter doesn’t watch this drivel because she’d think that this behaviour, from guys towards girls, was totally acceptable, and that it was entirely acceptable for girls to accept this behaviour.

Seen as psychological and emotional abuse is now illegal within relationships, then I’m very surprised that towie is still allowed to show this type of behaviour and especially as there’s no consequences for the guys that treat females this way.

Towie has had its day now and so have the folk in it, especially Chloe Sims, she’s too old to be starring in this shite.

I've only watched a little bit but it was quite telling that when Amber and Dan were chatting in his flat he looked at her like he barely liked her, let alone anything else. I think they're on the outs ...

Indeed mini

Has he got the hump about the one who got away?

Folk say that Amber is a bad 'un - in my very humble opinion, his ex was a nastier piece of work. She just did it slyly and without swears.

Either way, he either likes/loves her or he doesn't. I maintain Amber deserves better. He - like all the other dudes - is not a good man.

ISNT lauren a tad old for that sauna bloke

She’s late 30’s and assume he’s early 20’s

WONT LAST

That’s why she wouldn’t go out with gatsby

Kady doesn’t help herself

Agree amber and dan prob split soon

And why did no one turn up at his soire?

Someone needs to ban those Village People hats

I'd like to like Amber Sheldon my luv, but she's got the worst smuggery smugger smugfest smirk - in her mean girls clique - in her twenties (?)

I actually liked how Myles stood up for Kady, but he shouldn't have called her that ...

I too like a man who sticks up for his lady. But it wasn't a man but a toady chimera with gnashers. What he said tripped off his flickery fly catching tongue too easily.

I reckon that the smuggitysmuggereesmuggeroo look owes its provenance to surgery rather than any feels Ambs night be feeling

I think of it as a 'my shit don't stink because my nostrils point in the wrong direction type thing...

And I have a look that betters hers. It melts stilettos at 50 paces.

😘.

'sake.

MIGHT not night.

I've just scowled at my fingers for shite typing and they have scuttled back inside my knuckles.

I would blow a wee kiss back to you LadyR but I've just had garlic bread. x

Uh Oh! Looks like Dan’s Mum isn’t keen on Amber. I quite like Dan Edgar. This relationship will not last.

Oh Myles why do you always have to revert to calling women such awful names? Get ready Kady you’ll be next once the honeymoon period has worn off.

I think James Lock will destroy or try to, every woman he’s with and I think Yaz should leave him.

I quite like Sam and Lauren but things never seem to progress with her as she’s got an icy guard up constantly and it would take a very patient and decent man to get through it.

Lauren would have better luck in love if she stopped dating guys from towie but then she needs a storyline

I'm surprised they have the time to do Towie what with being an international DJ and all..

Agree chic - it is all about a reason to be there. Th only thing they have in common is eyebrow height.

Yep, it's like that ridiculous driving lesson scene with Pete and the mini -GC, trying to make it seem like they're flirting as twitchy cheek-bollock has no purpose otherwise 😁.

Mmmmhmm

Like you'd let some random person have a shot a driving in your really poash car. I'm surprised his twitchy cheek bollocks didn't poke her eyes out when she got it a bit wrong.

I admire them for shoe-horning characters in so blatantly.

They just need to shoe-horn some of the other buggers out.

Lady’s hair is far too dark for her, looks so unnatural like she’s wearing a wig

Miles soon reverted to type
And what a crap apology to dan

Pete also looks at least 40

I think that Kady may just be a rebound girlfriend for Myles, because as much as he treated Courtney like shit, then he still had strong feelings for her, and tbh I think that’s the way he will treat all of his girlfriends, pretty badly! Kady is not even in Courtney’s league lookswise, she’s not facially attractive at all whereas Courtney is gorgeous.

Infact Kady isn’t even in Myles’ league lookswise and they say that people tend to fancy people within their own looks league, but him being with Kady blows that theory right out the water!

I meant to add in my last post that as much as Myles is an arrogant little prick, then he is quite cute looking.