TOWIE

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I got quite emotional last night about the scenes with Liam (Gatsby) and his mum at the football ground. My dad died 16 years ago and I still miss him.
I thought Bobby was funny, Gemma is not genuine. Lauren seems to think she is something really special. I just don't trust Jon, haven't read anything about him outside TOWIE but he just seems dodgy. We seem to be seeing a softer side to Tommy, he doesn't seem to be blowing up so much.I like Mario in it now, I think his friendship with Chloe S seems sweet.
I enjoyed Wednesdays episode.

He’s Kim K’s best friend not too sure how he suddenly knows Gemma? It’s like two completely different worlds combining.

Do we love Arg and Gemma? I found it too samey, I don't think for one moment it's a proper relationship. As soon as he loses a bit of weight then he wants someone more attractive and younger than Gemma, whilst Gemma thinks because she is more successful and rich than Arg that she has the upper hand.

Pair of dickheads!

Gemma and Jonathan met when they were in Celebrity Big Brother together. I do actually think it’s a real friendship. They got on very well in the house.

Agree about Arg. He “settled” for Gemma because he doesn’t think he can get anyone else.

And why are we fawning over this plastic American dude?

My Dsd is really good friends with a reality celeb! I'm going to tell her to start charging for autographs!

I cry because I can't get my brows down from my hairline.
I cry because I can't get more than one mince pie in my mouth.
I cry because I look mucky clarty instead of tanned. (x 30)
I cry because to some I will always be Mickey Love.
I cry because I don't look like myself any more (x 2)
I cry because my cheek bollocks won't go away.
I cry because I have a dog pram.
I cry because I'm an arsehole and would prefer to be with Lyd.
I cry because I'm sat on a lav with a groomed chimp and smell of cheese.
I also cry because I can't get my protruding chappy in Simsy.

I cry because no amount of contouring will make me look Essex.

I also cry because Gatsby is still in it. Really bloody hard.

@Sheldon 😂, I cry because I luffs you.

Missed a couple but caught up now.

I don't get the Courtney-worship either. I mean she's not the worst but they all seem to defer to her..?

Myles is smuggery personified - imagine those smug chops hitting you first thing in the a.m. Good luck with that Kady.

Pete I-luff-myself thinks he's a million levels above Shelby and doesn't realise how cuntish he's coming across. Too busy counting his Insta followers maybe?

Talking of Shelby I think the GC and her new mini-me don't like shy well-spoken brunettes cause they're not loud bolshy Essex blondes. Let's say I've met the type.

GC's celeb worship by proxy is embarrassing.

Still feel sad about Georgia's nose ...

Oooooooooh LadyR you've given me my spook name. mwah x

Myles looks like the Joker and the dude in The Mask have been on the nest and enjoyed a fag after flapping their frillies together. Smokkkkkkin….

Will be watching the repeat on Wednesday. I saw a clip though.

Something about the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole?

Charming of you Court. I'll wait for Mickey Love to fist an earring...

I too feel sad for Georgia's nose ... not Amber's though, she deserves her silly nose!

I read about Myles saying he has resting smug face in a magazine (I know, I know) 😂 he is either unusually self aware or has been called smuggy many a time!
Georgia's nose is growing on me, I thought she looked lovely in her scenes at the bar in the last episode. Amber's nose looks like she has an invisible peg on it. Remember when we were kids and we all used to put pegs on our noses for a laugh?....ok maybe that was just me 😬

1. Who the f$%k is Saffron? Has she overdosed on Gemma's self important pills?
2. Yas goes away, (holiday) for 2 weeks and she's no longer the screeching bully she once was. Get her on the relationship boards pronto.
3. Seems Yas wasn't all wrong about Amber Turner. The bitchiness from her about the girl Diags had been set up with seemed to flow very naturally from her unnatural lips.

Just what exactly was "Saff" wearing at the ice skating? She looked like a Pageant/Dance Mom from the Deep South.

1. Seems Yas wasn't all wrong about Amber Turner. The bitchiness from her about the girl Diags had been set up with seemed to flow very naturally from her unnatural lips.

YES! Bruv

Yy , Amber got the claws out because there's a naturally attractive girl on the scene, she doesn't like that.

@CarolDanvers I've no idea - the Deep South might explain the mahogany tan though. In Essex. At the end of October :)

Yes 'Saff' is a bit of a knob isn't she! .. a proper 'I tell you straight I do' type

I've yet to watch so can't comment on Amber's bitchblurt.

That said, I think Diags is a nasty, stirring hoop. He gets involved in stuff that isn't his business, goads the women (apart from Sims) and ferrets out their insecurities and plays on them. He is a tedious and odious little character.

I can't get excited any more about Yaz. You don't go from that broken to better in a week or two. I'll be interested to see how that plays out.

I reckon it was more a case of massive bitchfest, got called on it, can't take it back, so claim frailty to turn it round. I have a feeling that Yaz's outburst outbitched anything that has ever come out of Amber's mouth.

Agree, I'd like to know what was said that was so bad they couldn't mention it. Surely there's a leak somewhere on t'internet.

T'interweb says nowt. Considering the cast are a bunch of gobshites, the silence is puzzling.

I called Diags a nasty, stirring hoop. I meant huge, nasty stirring hoop.

After watching this episode, by Court's reasoning, I have to come to the conclusion that this also makes him a huge hole. Just of the arse variety.

That poor wee leopard printed girl. Diags is not a catch. All I'm getting is a vision of Alan Partridge racing round going 'smell my cheese...'

#when15minutesoffamejustaintworththeshame
#thinkonmissy

And to quote Alan again … nearly eeeeee 'appen I'm a reet indecisive tit. Or at least a cloth-eared one.

Apparently Court said ho instead of hole. It is allegedly a Kardashian quote.

Serves me reet for not being down wiv da kids.

Still doesn't stop Diags being arseholian though...

Most of towie wear hoops. Many large. Guess they all have large holes 😂😂

I did feel sorry for yaz. She’s spend 2yrs with JAMES and as usual he’s bullying - same as he did to DANNI

No one thinks he’s a mug - yet he’s telling her they are

Must be horrible to be in a relationship where you don’t trust someone :(

And Diaz. Last time he had a gf. Think her name was fran? She went out of towie but what happened to them

Fran could be a right nippy sweetie on Towie. I blame cheese fumes.

Allegedly he couldn't keep his danglies out of girls who wore danglies.

She was too good for him.

Oh really. He was unfaithful

SO now JAMES and jaZ are trying to make it work

3 texts a nights when out.

Thought Georgia looked like a skull with her nose - not just make up

Diaz bless him is the ugly one. He may have white teeth but isn’t attractive like some of the men

Catching up on the last couple of episodes, the girls behaviour when Kady was introducing her friend to Dan was horrible, such little brats. And Lockie's behaviour to Yaz, blaming her for everything and telling her he's a 'laughing stock' was really sad to watch. If I was her dad I'd get her out of there sharpish.