TOWIE

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I got quite emotional last night about the scenes with Liam (Gatsby) and his mum at the football ground. My dad died 16 years ago and I still miss him.
I thought Bobby was funny, Gemma is not genuine. Lauren seems to think she is something really special. I just don't trust Jon, haven't read anything about him outside TOWIE but he just seems dodgy. We seem to be seeing a softer side to Tommy, he doesn't seem to be blowing up so much.I like Mario in it now, I think his friendship with Chloe S seems sweet.
I enjoyed Wednesdays episode.

Amber has the hardest face I have ever seen.

Shelby has a point, he really really loves himself.

Yaz love. Wash ya mouf out and stop doggin' out ya mates. You've not been the same since you came second in the arse competition. You've made a holy show of yourself tonight lass.

Bless Lockie trying to channel Brando. Is his gob that full of shite?

I bet Dan's hair feels like eagle eyes action man's hair. It certainly looks like it.

Lovely to see Mickey Love out with the Ambers and Court. Not sure why they are doing proud woman snakey neck. Nuh uh. Y''all gonna be finger snapping and wearing 70s leather jackets next.

Gatsby has been brushing his teeth with Vanish Gold. Why hasn't he moved to the U.S yet? go soon

Diags and dating? Two words that aint supposed to be in the same sentence. The thought of him doing someone (Wtaf) 5 times is making me break out in a sweat. A cold one.

And putting his hand on La Sims's arse. Creepeh.

Shelby deserves better. Pete looks a bit a lot sleazy this week. He has the air of someone who has had his fingers in many furry pies down behind the bins of nightclubs.

Myles's new lass looks like a bratz doll. Je-sus.

Georgia love. Stop it. You know what.

It. Is. Too. Much.

Note to self should I ever consider going down that road and maybe Pops and Sims

Excessive plumping of face requires a scarf on neck. Necks clype.

Word.

Dan's hair is interesting, I had thought his previous interesting 'do, the iced gem one was one he must've spent hours perfecting but now I'm thinking it actually grows like that and he's working against it by shearing it all off.

Snort at iced gem do blanche

For me his hair looked like a hairy version of a cycling helmet.

He has a brother from anuvva muvva in Alex Mytton.

And snort at Shelby's face eating lip ladyR

My nose is now empty.

Yes! Mytton is definitely his unruly hair twin

Yasmin has pulled out of the show with depression and is at some sort of boot camp in Spain,

I'm actually glad she's taking time out from the show. When you think back to when she joined the show, Yaz was bubbly, fun and a really nice girl. The relationship with Lockie may have brought her fame and fortune but at what cost? Not worth it.

I think she does have a very nasty streak in her - when her brother was justifying her behaviours I was shocked, and she definitely bought it and felt justified. However if her relationship and arguments with Lockie are what’s making her think that’s acceptable behaviour and language then that’s very shocking and disturbing and they shouldn’t be together 😐 agree it’s good she’s leaving the show and recognising that she needs to address the issue.

I think Lockie is the problem. He made Dani very unhappy too. I remember Yaz being so smug about how would never put up with what Dani put up with. She's seems quite young too. I could easily see how she might absorb those kind of behaviours and act them out outside her relationship.

I really didn't want to read that update.

You could wonder if Lockie is the reason for the sway away from normal behaviour. You could also wonder if he just made that behaviour seem normal.

Anyway. She's done well to leave. I agree that money and fame isn't worth it in this instance. Health and happiness are worth so much more.

I wish you well lass. You are young and life will get better. It really will.

Everyone makes mistakes. Especially when you're 24. Must be massively worse when it's televised but does anyone know what was actually said that night when she was booted out of the VIP? How bad it was? All that was mentioned was that she picked on their insecurities??

I wondered the same thing yes. Wonder why they haven't been more specific?

Must've been bad!

Miles' new lady has the most enormous (no way natural) lips ... why do they do it ... why ?!?!?! 😩

Sam's eyebrows are a bit terrifying ... he seems quite nice but I'm guessing he has a bit of a rep for being hard as everyone seems a little wary of him?

What on earth are too grown men doing arguing about someone else’s friendship like that? I’d expect this from 15 year olds possibly. How embarrassing.

I will be catching up on brows and rows on Wednesday's repeat.

I can only imagine that some pretty shitty stuff was said to the girls by Yaz. They usually repeat everything ad infinitum. It is disturbingly quiet.

Putting Myle's new lass in is unnecessary I feel. Court must be horrified.

I've seen the lips on clips. Jesus.

Looks like the dog's lulu when she is in season. All fat and puffy. Just not so hairy.

The scenes with Yaz were probably the realest I've ever seen on Towie. I assume she is obliged to do these things on screen by her contract/the producers but I felt very uncomfortable watching the bit with her and her mum. Obviously very hard for them both and really should have been a private conversation.
On a happier note, Amber and Dan appear very happy and they are actually so suited to one another. Gatsby looks ridiculous with his bum/shoulder/holster bag.
Courtney is looking gorgeous these days; Her replacement is like on of those Bratz dolls.

I get the impression Yaz has been suspended for a while as they made such a fuss about her 'going for help'. The fact it hasn't been repeated shows it's serious. She was obviously terrified about losing her place on the show too.

Am I the only one that thinks Lockie may be on steroids (he's soooo aggressive) and Amber is a sour-faced, fake (and that's a LOT considering we're talking about TOWIE) bitch? I can't stand either of them. Amber's voice and mannerisms give me the rage.

I think they're on a lot more than steroids .

Lockie was clearly under the influence of something other than steroids in the last series' opener. He redeemed himself, hopefully Yaz' personal problems aren't related to...that.

Yep. Talking of the lips though it reminded me of an old Catherine Tate clip. Hang on.