TOWIE

[campingismyjam17]

I got quite emotional last night about the scenes with Liam (Gatsby) and his mum at the football ground. My dad died 16 years ago and I still miss him.
I thought Bobby was funny, Gemma is not genuine. Lauren seems to think she is something really special. I just don't trust Jon, haven't read anything about him outside TOWIE but he just seems dodgy. We seem to be seeing a softer side to Tommy, he doesn't seem to be blowing up so much.I like Mario in it now, I think his friendship with Chloe S seems sweet.
I enjoyed Wednesdays episode.

love that!

You cracked it ladyR - as always

I’m not keen on Myles new girl looks very fake.

I can’t stand Myles,strikes me as very mentally abusive after what he did to Courtney.

Don’t get me started on Pete,he sucks the life out of me every time I watch him.

Myles is a joy vacuum. There is something of the night about him. He is dead behind the eyes.

If he had crabs, he wouldn't for long. Inhospitable he is. I bet even chlamydia would give him the side eye. If not a wide berth.

I'm not fond. Indeed I like him not.

And I see I've managed to multiply my post once more.

Jeeeeeeeeeez - said Tommy style.

Thanks though Sheldon bruv/my luv.

Brows and rows 😂😂

Yes the lips on myles new bird are def not real

I do feel sorry for yaz abs agree it’s lockie who makes the woman behave like that

He’s a bully

Dani was wise to get away from him

I did find big lockie funny as he’s tiny. Prob 5ft

But amazing how much lockie looks like him. That what he will look like when 60/70

That made me wonder if he has a very tall mum Blondes :)

Felt quite uncomfortable watching Yaz break.

I thought Kady came across well. But love, what have ya done to ya face? You look other worldly. Not really in an awful way. But you were bonny before. I just can't understand this generic sex doll face that lots of girls are sporting

And I say that as a fully paid up member of the pig in knickers club.

Anyhoo.

Pointless rows. Pointy brows. Pouty bros. Painted Diags.

And Gutsby. Continental man of mystery. Cos it is a bloody mystery to me that he is still in it.

Just watching Clelia, thinking, gosh she s rough - and then realised she's a normal attractive looking girl, but just wasn't made up to the nines! She really stood out!

I think it is easy to forget what some people actually look like when watching the likes of Towie.

I would stand out in Essex. My sheanderthal looks would fear the locals. I'd be stuffed, shot and mounted and put on the walls of Sugar Hut. a constant warning of what you could like if you don't uber groom yourself.

No attempts would be made to make me blend in. There are no crystals big enough to make me a vajazzle.

False eyelashes would stick to my furry brows like fuzzy felt. I'd not be able to close my lids.

Although I can compete with boobage. I need no implants, just assistance with positioning. Maybe a hydraulic bra to lift them from my belly to just under my chin? Once I've plucked strimmered the hairs off said chin. Nobody seems keen on the bearded cleavage look.

My arse fat could be filtered and used for 20 x Simsy type buttocks.

Nice unsubtle product placement from Veet. Do men actually watch this show? Lockie seemed very strange in his chat with Dan, on edge, unfocused, not the usual Lockie.

Why are they all allowing Courtney to wallow so much? Good on Tommy for saying time to stop now. It's been months since they split up ??!?

Peters eye make up was absolutely ridiculous.

Mini everyone always has to fawn all over Courtney. Ever since she came in it’s been the same with her ditsy/cute act. I always feel sorry for Chloe (blonde Chloe) who seems to exist to bolster her.

Bloody hell Yaz is back next week - how ridiculous, a breakdown, rehab and recovery in the space of 2 weeks. What a mockery for people who are really mentally unwell.

Did she actually go through rehab or just on holiday with her mum?

Gatbys was blonde witch (as df calls her) nephew - Debbie

So did Debbie brother marry his mum

Yes the 2w breakdown and I’m better is silly

Courtney does need to chill out. Been 6mths since they split

More respect for me

They are a couple. They will go out together to places where Courtney goes

Get over it

Myles is just horrid. His face is so smug, I want to turn off the TV Shen he comes on.
Great that Tommy is talking about MH but it all seems so contrived. The chat with Gatsby about men crying was just cringey.
Who is that new blonde who doesn't like Shelby? Seems to have appeared out of nowhere.

Tommy might feel better if he didn’t keep speaking to his girlfriend like she’s shit and smirking and nudging his mates when she speaks. I don’t like him at all.

Yeah unfortunately Tommy does t seem to treat Georgia very well in front of others and she seems a bit scared to stand up for herself like she used to when they first started going out. No-one seems willing to tell Tommy he's being obnoxious.

The new blonde is 'Saff', the GC's friend. Speaks exactly like Gemma.

So I assume Gemma/Arg buying a house will be the new 'drama' for GC? Why would she even consider it with how he behaved in Spain? And bragging about 'and then there's the house in Spain'. It's rented? Why do they need to decorate it?

Also felt a bit sorry with Clelia, I assumed something was going on with her and Sam and I felt Sam and Shelby were being quite flirty with each other ??

All are annoying but do love a bit of arg abs GEMMA

Jonathan, Gemma's new friend from the US. Eek! How much plastic surgery? He looks bizarre.

ANd sure gay. Wonder if he will hit it off with gems other mgf