TOWIE

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I got quite emotional last night about the scenes with Liam (Gatsby) and his mum at the football ground. My dad died 16 years ago and I still miss him.
I thought Bobby was funny, Gemma is not genuine. Lauren seems to think she is something really special. I just don't trust Jon, haven't read anything about him outside TOWIE but he just seems dodgy. We seem to be seeing a softer side to Tommy, he doesn't seem to be blowing up so much.I like Mario in it now, I think his friendship with Chloe S seems sweet.
I enjoyed Wednesdays episode.

Looking at this pic he’s had much more than just his nose done - he looked better before!

I thought that Nancy .

He was fine before.

So was everyone really. They all just go too far . Only Gemma looks the same.

I keep thinking of Dawn going 'shut it big teeth' in RHOC.

If she said it on Towie, the noise of heads simultaneously whipping round would be deafening.

The amber that Dan was seeing seems to have a Michael Jackson nose, half of it’s missing - why do they do this stuff?

What does Lauren find appealing about Neanderthal John? His temper is shocking. But it’s interesting if Mario had sent her a text message like that ... isn’t he getting married soon?? 😳

Ambers mum was brilliant and so naturally pretty in comparison to her daughter who is exfoliated and nose Job’d the within an inch of her life ...

Bobby’s face is incredibly swollen..
Fillers I guess? And he’s got a lot of hair suddenly?

Ah Mario has braces on his teeth, I wondered why his speech was a little weird.

Really shocked at Bobby’s face and also WTF has Cara done to herself? She was so naturally pretty on Love Island and is virtually unrecognisable now.

Bobby's face!

Nose job, cheek fillers, lip fillers. Oh it looks bad. And it was so unnecessary. He had a nice nose. These people are so looks obsessed they start imagining imperfections that aren't there.

I like how they brought Bobby’s new nose into the conversation but made no mention of how different the rest of his face looks 😂

They had to mention at least one bit of his new face just in case nobody recognised him!!

Yes I'd forgotten about Cara. She was gorgeous in Love Island but looks like she's messed with her face now. Such a shame.

She got lip fillers. Does not need them. She was very naturally sexy when she was on Love Island.

I don't get the infatuation with Lauren Pope. She's so dull but people worship the ground she walks on.

GEMMA said she didn't do surgery

But didnt she get her Fanjo tightened and like a virgin again

Bobbys face weird

And the preg one. Her face looked well strange. Sad as she was pretty

Gemma had just presented an award at the radio 1 teen awards & fallen down a big hole, I know I shouldn’t laught...

Hopefully they leave her there!

Squoosh, go on Twitter, the video has been posted about a million times

I've just looked. First I checked she hadn't endured any catastrophic injuries and then I could fully enjoy myself watching it on repeat!

That video is hilarious!
I do enjoy watching Towie but I live in Brentwood, and you see a couple "breaking up" or fighting but then I see them walking down the high street together! Or them filming scenes arguing in the street and then laughing together off camera. They could at least try and make it look real for the people who live here!!

TTP, in the case of Arg this stands for The Total pillock

Loving how all those little paragons of virtue are getting outraged about Megan. Because their dicks have remained in their skiddy little tighty whiteys when they've been in relationships... Aye right.

Don't want to get nasty? Well you did pouty sad pete. I'm sad to see the reappearance of your angry twitchy cheek thing. Pacino you aint.

Word to the scriptwriters... stop shaming the women for doing what the men do.

And Twatsby and Arg being TTPs? Two total penises.

Bless Bobs still being swollen. 'course it is just post op swelling. It must be a relief being able to breathe properly though.

Who knew you needed nostrils near your eyebrows to enable that to happen?

Bob’s face is so messed up! He looks dreadful 😩

Why do these pretty girls do such dreadful things to their mouths ??!? The new girl Ruby looks like a duck? Also Amber with Chris, has such a big long mouth now and can barely speak?

Oh my God all the weird misshapen slug lips in TOWIE. Stay away from the fillers people!