Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

[SuffolkNWhat]

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

Song is a bit meh. I like her outfit though.

Was she wearing something different on Thursday?

This is boring.

I can barely hear a bloody lyric she's singing.

I like the jumpsuit.

Lweji

I'm topping up my vodka, cannot do this sober. Apologies in advance for my horrendous auto cucumbers as the night goes on.

I didn't like this one. This very Wilson Philips.

I love Eurovision, having to watch it sober which is a first for me, loving Israel at mo

No, Graham is what makes it! I love him. I liked Amenia. Not as much as my Eurovision Queen Conchita!

Dutch version of the Sapphires.

Raahh yes! I was just trying to work out who they reminded me of.

It's my 12 year old DS's first Eurovision and he's decidedly unimpressed.

I'm only watching it this year because:
a) Portugal made it to the final, which is unusual
b) Portugal has a chance to emulate their football team, which is unheard of

Still 100% monochrome on the outfit front.

Oh I love the outfits but not the song

Nothing will ever beat my Norwegian Fairytale, I loves him and his eyebrows

We're doing this. Gonna end up smashed knowing graham norton 😂

Totally Wilson Philips!!

Oh look, more sparkly shit.

I HATE their dresses.

They are awful.

I will apologise for my dodgy 'k'. It hates me . As time goes on, I might not be too arsed get too pissed to correct it when it gets missed out.

sorry.

Ditto, all other mistakes in advance.

Thank you.

Ice skates would be a welcome addition.

Wilson Phillips fan obviously...