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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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wowfudge · 13/05/2017 20:24

If you think that was yodelling, wait for Romania

Fiderer · 13/05/2017 20:24

Swallows & Amazons on acid?

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:24

Oh yes! there is now hope for trouble with the treadmills!

OvariesBeforeBrovaries · 13/05/2017 20:24

Love this one but I definitely thought they were brother and sister. Bit of a Lannister moment when they snogged Shock

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 20:24

His real name is very difficult. 😄

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:24

I hate the fucking moon.

GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 20:24

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 20:24

Dog just left the room.

What''s wrong with him?

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:24

Oh here's Austrian Ed Sheeran not running on air.

allegretto · 13/05/2017 20:24

Dd liked the Belarus hat. Watching in Italy and missing Graham Norton!

Rockefeller234 · 13/05/2017 20:25

Just checking in Smile. Austria doesn't sound bad at all!

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:25

Dreamworks boy has left his fishing rod behind.

That moon shit would go well with the pampered guitar on the Facebook selling pages.

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GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 20:25

He's that Koala in Sing.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:25

Bit Ed Sheehan-y

Men in white jeans is a big no from me though.

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 20:25

If you think that was yodelling, wait for Romania

I heard it on Graham Norton's show this morning!

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:25

This bloke is too smiley.

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:25

Meh. close your eyes and its any boy band

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 20:25

Austrian JT

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 20:25

I'm not loving the moon and pretend Ed Sheeren ness of this one

Rockefeller234 · 13/05/2017 20:25

What's with the moon? Suppose wouldn't be Eurovision without it.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:25

100% monochrome outfits so far

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:25

Third performer to be wearing all white, did a memo go round?

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:25

Your dog doesn't know a good thing, that's what's wrong with him Chardonnay.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:26

Papered not pampered. FFS I've only had half a glass!

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Calyx72 · 13/05/2017 20:26

Like this one too Blush

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