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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 21:33

Waves flag. She's singing it well. Spain, that's how you hit a note. Turin I might be living here but German one, I can't get past the Sia intro.

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 21:33

Well, I thought she sang that really well, note perfect.

MusicToMyEars800 · 13/05/2017 21:33

I thought she was pretty decent!! the dress though....

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:33

Grin Calyx

228agreenend · 13/05/2017 21:33

Mans is lovely and was a great host.

Lucy looks lovely but to be honest, I'm not mad keen on the song. It wasn't my favourite in the Song for Europe competition.

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:33

The crowd liked her, so that's something at least! Smile

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:33

Shhhh but I'm officially drunk now Shock

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 21:33

I really liked that, normally we are pants, but that was good.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:33

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haveacupoftea · 13/05/2017 21:33

She sang well, pity the song is dirge.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:33

Faux she does look like a Ferrero Rocher.Grin

allegretto · 13/05/2017 21:33

I won't give up on EU Sad

mrsBeverleygoldberg · 13/05/2017 21:33

'I won't give up on EU' so true!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:33

Awwww she did well.

Calyx72 · 13/05/2017 21:33

It was Suffolknwhat Grin

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OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:34

DS liked Cyprus best in the semis

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 21:34

This reminds me of last years Russian one.

MusicToMyEars800 · 13/05/2017 21:34

This is shit, he is boring .

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:34

Newton is spinning in his grave at this one

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Vroomster · 13/05/2017 21:34

The dance version is great, they should have done that.

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:34

Cyprus: Robbie Williams/Shannon Noll hybrid

RebootYourEngine · 13/05/2017 21:34

Shes a good singer. Hate those dresses that make you look flat chested. They just look strange.

Lotsawobblybits · 13/05/2017 21:34

I liked it - UK best so far (apart from Croatia)

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:34

His singing is flat