Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Telly addicts

Related: Film discussion forum.

Original poster

Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

999 replies

SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

OP posts:
Thread gallery
6
2rebecca · 13/05/2017 21:22

Too much English. Portugal favourite so far then Croatia then Portugal

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 21:23

Daughter loves the masked keyboard player

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:23

The scratchy screen effect hurts my eyes

Lotsawobblybits · 13/05/2017 21:23

Light up grim reaper on the keyboards is freaking me out a bit.

Lweji · 13/05/2017 21:23

This does not compute.

Bring back Lordy

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:23

Norway is a bit scary...the masked band and all this smiley talk of killing and coffins is a bit psycho...

MusicToMyEars800 · 13/05/2017 21:23

Hi all, I have just turned it on, this is the first time I have ever watched this! just seen spain, and there were some serious out of tune singing there Grin

ilovesooty · 13/05/2017 21:23

I reckon the drummer could only be persuaded to perform incognito.

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 21:23

Tali totally agree. It's not Eurovision enough (if that makes sense)

brieandcrackers · 13/05/2017 21:23

thought my tv was on the blink until the symmetrical face moment!!!

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:23

How is he doing the voices ?

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 21:23

Boys,
Boys in my coffin.

Voice in my head.
Boys in my coffin.

SashaFiercesMum · 13/05/2017 21:24

Since when did Olly Murs escape to Norway??

Another bottle needed...

Lweji · 13/05/2017 21:24

Yes, sorry Lordi

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:24

wowfudge I thought my tv reception was breaking up 😂

Original poster
SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:24

I'm on my fourth vodka. I'm glad.

OP posts:
Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:24

It's not as scary as horse man up the ladder.

MusicToMyEars800 · 13/05/2017 21:24

It's quite catchy.

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 21:24

Altogether now...kill, kill, kill, kill!
Celebrate Diversity and Kendo Nagasaki

Onecutefox · 13/05/2017 21:24

So far I like Hungary, Portugal, Norway.

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 21:24

Altogether now...kill, kill, kill, kill!
Celebrate Diversity and Kendo Nagasaki

GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 21:24

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Calyx72 · 13/05/2017 21:24

I love the mask! Who thought up 'Darth Punk' - genius Grin

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 21:24

Dumb n dumber

Dodie66 · 13/05/2017 21:24

It's us :-)