Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

[SuffolkNWhat]

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

Who?

Horse man up a ladder definitely leads the scary stakes so far.

Might have been a blessing. Although the song is quite catchy. If Timur has had lessons, I'm a Dutchman.

Oh it's kiev's answer to Jedward back again

I am glad I've got

U.K. Next

Alcohol is starting to hit....

Celebrate Diversity and Kendo Nagasaki

Yep its definitely just hitting isn't it?

U.K...bound to be dire.

Appreciating the Klitschko moment

Who's this twat?

Mans is lovely

Actually, the previous presenter is oddly attractive. And I'm not even drinking.

Maans! I loves him too (although not as much as Norwegian Fairytale)

Oh I remember him from last year.

No female presenters in Ukraine?

Hahaha the interlude

He won for Sweden with Heroes two years ago

This is just...weird

wtf is this?

Måns! from Sweden

He could play Bond.

I'm thinking we'll hit the next thread for voting time, I have the title although can be swayed by a good pun