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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:20

DD is a harsh critic and spain arent a winner in her view.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:20

Haha great minds Red

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OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:20

This one seems to go on FOREVER. Enough already.

dillite · 13/05/2017 21:20

I don't have a lover so I am doing it for myself wink wink

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 21:21

Suffolk cross posts!

great minds!

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:21

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JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 21:21

Well that cheered me right up GrinWink

2rebecca · 13/05/2017 21:21

Clap your hands and do it for your lover? Hmm unimaginative hand use for a lover

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:21

dillite Grin

SashaFiercesMum · 13/05/2017 21:21

Lucy Jones after Norway. Gotta be better than El Hanson!?

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:21

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RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 21:21

It was about as sexy as putting the bins out wasn't it

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:21

Norway has grown on me.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 21:21

'Stepped into the breach when the original singer came to his senses' Grin love Graham

patheticpanic · 13/05/2017 21:21

Nul points?

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:22

O it's the Howard Jones One.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 21:22

Can feed the dog while this is on...sorry Norweigans

Akire · 13/05/2017 21:22

Oh hiding from flashing in this one.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 21:22

That's some cheerful lyrics...

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 21:22

when its all or nothing, I'm going to put my nerves in the coffin?

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:22

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turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:22

LOVE Norway. Dude in a shirt and a hat doing some serious rhyming.

allegretto · 13/05/2017 21:22

Did he just say I'll put my girls in a coffin??

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:22

Someone's channeling Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams. Somehow it dont work.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:22

Darth Maul and the Grim Reaper as accompanists. Still can't work out how this got through the semi.