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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:15

Splashy fun time

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RebootYourEngine · 13/05/2017 21:15

Neeeeebles Grin nearly spat my Brew out

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:15

Thank God this has picked up and is not just another ponderous power ballad.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:15

I've switched to sherry. Blue drinks are too sickly.

turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:15

This seems quite progressive for Greece. And is fully dressed female!

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:15

Ooh splashy smiley men!

TheLongRider · 13/05/2017 21:15

She's nicked Switzerland's box.

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 21:15

Very dull
No drinking game tasks in this one!?

Avasmummy16 · 13/05/2017 21:15

Oohhh topless male dancers they get my vote Grin

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:16

Let's hope the white trousers don't go see-through when they get wet.

BMacklin · 13/05/2017 21:16

Ok dellite but I'm having her teeth

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:16

Ugh, I over did it on the custard. Wish I had some booze.

turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:16

Acrtually take back the fully dressed.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:16

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Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 21:16

Thank goodness for Greece, I was able to go and make a cup of tea.

dillite · 13/05/2017 21:17

How can Italy and Spain be in the big 5 if they are broke as fuck?

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:17

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dillite · 13/05/2017 21:17

Oh shit, I should have taken the teeth as well, I could do with some extra ones.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:17

Spanish surfer dudes

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Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:18

Hanson in bad shirts.

SashaFiercesMum · 13/05/2017 21:18

Spanish Beach Boys!!

Whatever next...

RebootYourEngine · 13/05/2017 21:18

Her lips are bright red and her teeth are bright white. I dont know which one is worse

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 21:18

It's Hanson.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:18

This is very Hanson

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totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 21:18

What are we doing for our lovers?