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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:08

Hmmm don't like this one, too angsty and miserable...sorry Australia

Lweji · 13/05/2017 21:08

Are those black clown shoes or does he have huge feet?

GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 21:08

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turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:08

Hello Gin. Thank you so much!

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:08

Yes!

228agreenend · 13/05/2017 21:08

not bad, quite a nice tone to his voice.

BMacklin · 13/05/2017 21:08

His first time Europe so Graham said. What a baptism of fire!

mrsBeverleygoldberg · 13/05/2017 21:08

He's great for his age. Great voice. So cute.

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 21:09

Isaiah is no Gina G

Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 21:09

Sprinkle great minds!

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 13/05/2017 21:09

Is it Josh Groban's little brother?

PersisFord · 13/05/2017 21:09

I actually quite like this

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 21:09

I think this will do well but what do I know. Don't like his jacket.

Lotsawobblybits · 13/05/2017 21:09

Are they actually his eyebrows?

lljkk · 13/05/2017 21:09

Cool that he is aboriginal.

Fiderer · 13/05/2017 21:09

I did O Level Geography 400 years ago but Australia is nowhere near Europe. I know Israel isn't either, but does it mean they've now abandoned any geo refs & anyone can have a go?

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 21:09

kinda dull. He seems like a nice boy though.

TheLongRider · 13/05/2017 21:09

Australia and Portugal did an eyebrow swap.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:10

His eyebrows are alive.

Avasmummy16 · 13/05/2017 21:10

Nice voice but so boring

BarbRoyle · 13/05/2017 21:10

My 10 yr old just said 'he looks like Moana' 😆

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:10

Thank fuck he got rid of that note

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:10

Can I smoke yet?

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228agreenend · 13/05/2017 21:10

Mowgli Grin - yet more Disney!

PersisFord · 13/05/2017 21:10

turin what do you think? that gin is for both of us