Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

[SuffolkNWhat]

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

Please can he take over the Go Compare ads.

Ive now got 3 kids singing let it go over the Croatian song

Croatia to win!

Oh poor Isaiah. I have zero hopes.

Croatia for the win. Hilarious!

I would LOVE to do karaoke on a big Eurovision stage with fireworks

And now time for those well known Europeans Australia

Is the jacket half leather half dinner suit??

I so wanted the Croatian singer to have a half and half costume on

Australia again

Ah Australia! Of course!

My winner! Yes to half in drag. Maybe he'd do that if he wasn't in Ukraine.

Both!

Would have been better if he shaved half of his beard off

Or performed like this

Imagine watching this in the morning in Oz.

En Fleek!

Awww bless, I want to give him a hug.

Aww this guy is adorable. Like when your toddler manages all of baa baa black sheep all on her own

Still hasn't found his socks then.

Continental drift Disney version - Ice Age style. Australia approaches in May, then returns to its normal place the rest of the year.

at Suffolk

Still no socks. I'm sure they sell them In the Ukraine.

I lie him, but he's not Eurovision.

He reminds me of mowgli from the jungle book.

He reminds me of mowgli, but all grown up and out of the jungle.