Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

Noisybrain

Andrew Lloyd-Webber would cream his pants over this

Is he singing a duet with himself. It also sounds like someone mashed up Disney, opera and Lee Ryan from blue

He's doing two voices - a duet for one

He's amazing! Love this!!

Is he trying to be Pavarotti and Callas?

It's growing on me now...

Man does duet with himself....

Not loving the Croatian singing but the cello is epic

Croatia: don't abuse what is obviously a very decent classical singer!

Who else would want to sing this crap with him?

DH says the chorus reminds him of Frozen.

Duetting with himeself, it's bloody genius! Give him all the points now.

Hands to Persia and Turin.
Skeletons grew on me. Maybe cos my youngest decided she was Lady Gaga. Croatia Sucks Big Cocks.
But probably doesn't cos he's a homophobe.

This song sums up Eurovision

Still hungry if you get the app it has the lyrics on in English for all the songs

I like this for its sheer ridiculousness.

when he does the opera bit he sounds unnervingly like Alexander Armstrong (got my granny the cd)

The non-opera side sounds like one of those cheesy songs they put at the end of Disney films.

It's like Rylan and the Go Compare man had a baby.

Oh suit one side, leather jacket other side I SEE. Clever. Weird but clever

One of his voices is tone deaf...

Would have been better if he shaved half of his beard off.

Ears aren't big enough to be AA

The boy can sing!

Just watched the Portugese 'disney' clip.

Quite like this Crotia song, although at times it had a touch of Let It Be in it - more Disney.