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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:02

Go Compare!!

ImagineBeingThatPassionate · 13/05/2017 21:02

Matilda, the crack years!

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:02

Oh it's the go compare one next - exciting!

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 21:02

OH has, as predicted, reached the 'critical appraisal' stage. He just said that was like 'The Girl Who Touched The Horse's Ladder', Steig Larsson stylee

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:02

Go Compare man!

EsmesBees · 13/05/2017 21:02

Looks like some awful student drama that you get forced to sit through as your best friend's tutor's daughter has the lead role.

Lweji · 13/05/2017 21:02

Oh god, he's huge next to that other man.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:02

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EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 13/05/2017 21:02

That was my favourite Grin so far anyway.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:03

Go Compare, Go Compare!

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 21:03

wtf!

Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 21:03

Rylan has really let go of himself these days!

patheticpanic · 13/05/2017 21:03

Croatia was great until,he opened his mouth

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 21:03

Has he got beard glitter? 🙌

Rockefeller234 · 13/05/2017 21:03

I missed the horse up then ladder Sad and I never left the TV Confused

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:03

This guy cracks me up like no other

Everything is a miracle

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:03

This one can definitely be described as fufiling the diversity brief.

Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 21:03

Or go compare!

Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 21:03

Eurovision Gold!

PersisFord · 13/05/2017 21:03

Is the Azerbaijan song about being a teacher?

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 21:04

He's singing a duet by himself.

Hulababy · 13/05/2017 21:04

Is be singing two parts in his own?

Akire · 13/05/2017 21:04

Love this

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 21:04

this is hilarious!

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:04

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