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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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dillite · 13/05/2017 20:57

I'm happy to see that he put some effort into his appearance tonight.

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 20:57

His Mum loves him Grin

228agreenend · 13/05/2017 20:57

Has a great name, though.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:57

He has a nice voice and it's a sweet song.

But there no dancing gorillas, so not for me.

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:57

Olivia Newton John represented someone too. Can't remember which country wanted to take her.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:57

The audience loved Portugal - can't work out why.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:57

I actually think I love him.

I just wish I knew what he was singing about because they loved him the other day, and tonight. An an X Factor sob story.

He can be my second choice.

PersisFord · 13/05/2017 20:57

I do love singing in the original language

Draylon · 13/05/2017 20:57

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Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 20:57

Alex's teeth are getting whiter by the minute!

Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 20:57

That was sweet but I haven't got a clue how it will fare.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 20:58

Nobody sings for England. It's Royaume-Uni Wink

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:58

Mr Horse head up the ladder is up next.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 20:58

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turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 20:58

That's ok Persis. I have officially very bad taste!

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:58

Ah the scary horseman. At least he has socks on.

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TheLongRider · 13/05/2017 20:58

It's the DIYers next

Piggywaspushed · 13/05/2017 20:58

I reckon we should go for Honey G next year. I think she'd win...

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:58

Don't like Azerbaijan. Love needs to track down some bronzer.

ilovesooty · 13/05/2017 20:58

Horse's head!

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 20:58

celine dijon once upon a time started for swizerland.

And I still can't forgive the Swiss for that.

JayZed · 13/05/2017 20:58

Time for the three minutes of the year we remember Azerbaijan is a place

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:59

Oh here comes the very attractive horse headed man. He wasn't in her video though. I was very disappointed.

Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 20:59

ONJ represented the UK back in the 70's.

Lweji · 13/05/2017 20:59

The Disney version of the Portuguese song

vimeo.com/207544640