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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 20:38

Wish they'd get on with it.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 13/05/2017 20:38

He's so nasal.. my ears ahhhh

Fiderer · 13/05/2017 20:38

The dancing concierges are up.

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 20:38

I'm currently trying to explain to my half kiwi daughter why New Zealand are not in Eurovision, whilst wondering how I'll explain Australia!

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:38

Oh great this one are not wearing black or white.. it's both. Going be long night!! Did someone pinch the camera that films in colour?

Madbengalmum · 13/05/2017 20:38

Rubber legs!!

SprinkleOfInsanity · 13/05/2017 20:38

They have very flappy legs

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:38

Skanky leg then running man

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RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:39

I love this one.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 20:39

shades of Madness!

Draylon · 13/05/2017 20:39

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Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:39

I love this , but maybe it's because of the zax,and the dancing and it does remind of the trumpet one.

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:39

I want to know how long it took them to get that leg to move like that. I tried it, it's quite hard.

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 20:39

Are the backing singers dressed as 90's bridesmaids?

FauxFox · 13/05/2017 20:39

The leg dance 😂

And what are the brides doing at the back??

Avasmummy16 · 13/05/2017 20:39

What's with the bouquet microphones n the dodgy foot stomping

RedBugMug · 13/05/2017 20:39

this is so cool

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EnglishBreakfastTea · 13/05/2017 20:39

They think it's Moldova... it is now

EsmesBees · 13/05/2017 20:39

Oh I do love a costume change

Rockefeller234 · 13/05/2017 20:39

Love a bit of running manGrin. Been a while....

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:39

I love a dance routine!

Lweji · 13/05/2017 20:39

I think they are actual brides.

mrsBeverleygoldberg · 13/05/2017 20:40

We're renewing our vows this year. I am tempted to get the microphone bouquet and after I've said my vows I'm gonna mic drop!Grin

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