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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 08/05/2017 21:37

Greg's hat . FFS.

squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:38

four you might want to rethink that plan. A country that denies its citizens Masterchef is not a civilised country.

DorotheaHomeAlone · 08/05/2017 21:39

WTF. Silence of the lambs themed food. Grim.

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:40

True squoosh true. 😣

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:40

But when CAN you see it, squoosh and Grouchy?

This is frankly INSUPPORTABLE

Don't they know you have a thread to contribute to????

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2017 21:41

Didn't Marcus look lovely in his swimsuit everyone? sorry Squoosh.
I'm calling Steve or saliha out tonight.

squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:41

Nicola Sturgeon will be taking my call in the morning...

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:42

Yep I think it could be Steve to go, but in fairness I didn't see his first round

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:42

And who'd have known that tonight was the night they decided to all cook in the nude. Greg (g) in his hat and socks is a sight and a half.

Footle · 08/05/2017 21:42

I am here but I seem to be multi tasking.
What a lovely chef that was.
Anyone tasted monkey bread - is it actually enjoyable?

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:43

Salihas story would put you to sleep

squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:43

Didn't Marcus look lovely in his swimsuit everyone?

😆

I momentarily fell for that and took a sharp intake of breath!

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:43

Great minds ( dirty minds) Ohwhat!!

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:43
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Footle · 08/05/2017 21:44

Fourq, you are cruel to tell them that - they will be yearning to see the scene you describe.

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:45

OhWhat and fourqs Grin Grin

squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:46

Greg (g) in his hat and socks is a sight and a half

Finally the greengrocer gets to show off his plums and prize marrow.

TwoBeams · 08/05/2017 21:46

I'm in Scotland too and was in a mad panic there. Who wants to watch a shitey programme about hospitals when (from what I've skimmed over above) I could have been watching twinkly eyed Marcus.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 08/05/2017 21:47

Prize Marrow 😂

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:48

Presentation looked lovely to me Greg (g) and Jon you knobs.

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:48

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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StylishDuck · 08/05/2017 21:48

Grouchy and squoosh I'm in Scotland too but currently watching on iplayer...

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:49

A splatter. At last. 😂

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:49

Stylish so that does work! I suggested it upthread but wasn't sure whether it was possible....

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squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:50

Oh I will see if I can catch it later Stylish!

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