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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:19

Oh no Grouchy why do they do that? Pissed off on your behalf.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2017 21:20

Oh bigger-10% battery!
That monkey bread isn't appealing.

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:21

You can't watch it live on iPlayer Grouchy?

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fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:22

Oh dear Alison has fallen on her face a bit not sorry

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:24

This chef is fantastically encouraging - he seems a total sweetie

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ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:26

Evening everyone, only turned it on, what have I missed, hope everyone is well

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:27

Hey ellen, they're cooking a very American-themed menu for the American ambassador and guests. On the 2nd course so far. Alison (1st course) slightly went to pieces. Steve did well!

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 08/05/2017 21:28

Who are the guests apart from the ambassador?

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:28

Why have they got waffles and salad

DestinationSofa · 08/05/2017 21:28

Wonder how much that beef cost !

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:29

Thanks Halsall Grin very unusual ingredients to put together

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:30

What on earth is monkey bread Confused

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:30

Hmmm yes, very touchy-feely with Giovanna...

Five, Rachel Johnson (sister of Boris) and Jimmy Wales (of Wikipedia fame) are the only 2 I remember. Oh and I think the tall grey-haired guy owns the Ivy restaurant.

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ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:31

That looks like a brain

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:31

Five Wiki founder, Chancellor of a university, music mogul, restaurant owner and ??? I think.

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:32

Ah yes Boris' Sister

FiveGoMadInDorset · 08/05/2017 21:32

Thank you, and so nice to see such a nice chef

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:32

Who did the menu, was it the contestants

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:33

ellen the monkey bread was compared to elephant poo earlier upthread GrinGrin

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ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:34

Grin Halsall

WingMirrorSpider · 08/05/2017 21:34

This guy is officially The Nicest Chef in the World.

squoosh · 08/05/2017 21:34

WHY CAN I NOT SEE MASTERCHEF! 😩

Damn you BBC motherfucking Scotland and your shitey hospital documentary.

fourquenelles · 08/05/2017 21:35

Nooooooooo not you too squoosh. Rethinking my move to Scotland post Brexit plan.

ellenanora5 · 08/05/2017 21:36

Ah that's crap squoosh

Halsall · 08/05/2017 21:36

Not you too squoosh Angry

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