Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

New thread!

Aww every idea Jamie had the casualty day, she shot down. And when she kept calling him mate, it was annoying. On it like a bonnet had me and DP in fits. I'm slightly envious of her wardrobe though. Not all of it, but the Cath Kidston dress she wore once, and that beautiful lemon yellow Ralph sweater...

I would like to see Saliha have a go at some European food, several of the other contestants have tried cooking international dishes. What would she cook if all her spices were taken away from her?

Squeeeeeee. Here we go.

Fanfare for the Common Man. How appropriate for Gregggg.

Evening all!

Hello

Glad this is not just a plating up exercise.

This chef is Nice with a big ol' capital N.

Love Paul Ainsworth. He follows me on twitter

If Lorna or Giovanna win, I'll be happy! I like Alison and Steve but I can't see them winning and Saliah (sp?) bores me, it's the same type of food all the time!

Pressure cooking a glaze? Kin hell.
This is like pantomime American food.
Cmon Giovanna!

Nice chef. Doesn't seem to be wankerish.

Just double checked. He's unfollowed me

Erm, are you supposed to stick your finger in the ice-cream?

I am such a slow poster. Blame snail broadband.

Does anyone else honk the monkey bread looks like a giant elephant poo?

Is that on the menu four ?

Finally... a dish that hasn't got spices!!

Just thought that Halsall. That's no rocher.
Alison needs a step stool.

Whatever happened to snail porridge? All the rage 10 years ago 😩

TBH if I was American I think I'd be pretty hacked off at being fed pumpkin pie, crab bisque, steak, waffles, blueberry muffins and crackerjack. I think I'd rather have things that aren't stereotypically American.

Hi all! Is it just me or is chef Paul a bit taken with Giovanna?

Aw what a sweetie!
I just think saliha is a a tad false.
God that pastry looks impossible.

@DorotheaHomeAlone I agree!

Bastarding prats. It's not on tonight in Scotland. I have to wait till tomorrow. Why do they do that?

(Thought I'd missed it!)

Grouchy noooooo!