Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

[Halsall]

New thread!

Saliha gets a dessert that's all about spices as well. Dude.

Yeah, very simple, Sat.

More wank food. Give me Giovanna's crumble any day

Aromat? Heard the aromatic never that.

It sure is OhWhat, I'm not really interested in this bit now

Just what I was thinking Grouchy

Has anyone eaten this kind of food? Is it that good?

That is not a pudding. Placing of the disc tough? Really nope.
Not watching the pigs head.

When he says the garlic has been 'aged' for three months... I found some garlic which I had accidentally left in the back of the cupboard for months recently. Didn't much fancy using it - although maybe for fancy cooking it's different!

Gregg dresses like Paul Nuttall in that Rupert the Bear/faux country gent style.

I reckon Saliha is going to win, she's got spices again, what are the chances

If they had an electron microscope they could measure that dashi jelly properly. What's wrong with these people, don't they get how vital it is to ensure precision?

Jeez.

Once Sasha, bit below that standard but little bits of this and that deconstructed. Not worth it IMHO.

It's all very serious isn't it?

Yeah, if we are playing lookie likey-gregggggg and nuttall were separated at birth.
This is crap, it's his twatty recipes, it's just showing they can follow instructions-which at this point is toss.
Oh right saliha is going all Heston now.

For God's sake don't give him the idea, otherwise he'll be adding a garnish of shaved corn to his dessert

I don't care how trendy it is - you would not see me eating a fucking pig's head.

I don't really get this. It made sense earlier for them to learn techniques etc this way, but now? Rather see them work with the chef to design and make their own menu, amped up by his experience.

I am really not enjoying this. The food is just ridiculous.

My granny used to boil pigs' heads in her kitchen. It's an Irish delicacy 😄

My old nan used to boil half a pig's head for brawn back in the 60s when she was skint. I still remember the teeth!

Be better if they cooked their own stuff

Stupid food

I wish he'd stop going on about 'aromats'. FFS.

This part is boring