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Masterchef. Come hither, food fans, and pass judgment

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Halsall · 05/05/2017 20:53

New thread!

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MsHooliesCardigan · 11/05/2017 20:26

It was her dirty rice that did it.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:27

Fuckery That would have been fairer.

I'm ok with Alison going. She went out on a high, though.

squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:27

Alison dropped the ball with that beige food. The dushes that always win the most praise are the ones that look very dainty and clean and 'classical'.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:27

Alison I think just went a little too left field, but I liked her in the end.
(She reminds me of Keeley Hawes)

ellenanora5 · 11/05/2017 20:27

Right well I want Giovanna to win

dementedma · 11/05/2017 20:27

Fair, I think

Dothbutternoparsnips · 11/05/2017 20:27

Cripes

Halsall · 11/05/2017 20:27

Straight down to the nearest bar for a few Dirty Martinis to erase the mistake of that dirty rice, I think.

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Chipstick10 · 11/05/2017 20:28

Was not expecting that. I wanted saliha to go. Her food looked like shit on a plate and Alison has been the most consistent by a country mile

SealSong · 11/05/2017 20:28

WHAT????? Alison?

I'm gobsmacked....I thought her and Steve were a dead cert to go through. Her dish was WAY better than Salyha's fish n chips!

DestinationSofa · 11/05/2017 20:28

Fed up with Saliha now N

Chipstick10 · 11/05/2017 20:28

Agree with sealsong I'm gobsmacked

Naughty1205 · 11/05/2017 20:29

Really want Giovanna to win now. Love her. She's funny and nice and her food is what I would actually want to eat

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:29

Ooo, has Marcus been let out Squoosh?

GrouchyKiwi · 11/05/2017 20:30

Oh. I did not know Sat Bains' food was so full of wankery.

I forgot it was only 6 chefs for Plebian MasterChef. The full room of chefs must be for the Professionals series.

SingaSong12 · 11/05/2017 20:30

Long time lurker - why didn't they use yesterday as a tie breaker - otherwise what was the point?

squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:31

Nope OhWhat he's still in the cellar. It's where he's happiest...

ellenanora5 · 11/05/2017 20:32

He hasn't been seen for a while OhWhat, mind you squoosh has been missing sometimes too..........

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 20:32

Good point Sing. It was an excuse to fuck off to South Africa for a jolly.

MsHooliesCardigan · 11/05/2017 20:32

Pig's head turrine? Confused

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:32

Compulsory trip somewhere exotic Singa.
Lost me at pigs head brawn.

Halsall · 11/05/2017 20:32

Brawn, ponzu, Bonita, Shiso and nori. And that's just the starter.

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squoosh · 11/05/2017 20:33

The foreign episodes seem to be filler rather than anything else. They seem to get judged only on the dish they create on booting out day.

ellenanora5 · 11/05/2017 20:34

Singasong I think its just to give them a chance with unusual food in an unusual setting

This chef is fancy schmancy isn't he

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 20:34

Fuck me, it's wankery to the max tonight.

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