Masterchef anyone?

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If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Beige nothing.
Had he not actually cooked that before?

Teeny portion

Grim.

Jack Whitehall-a-like is enraging me!

Is the neck beard to give the impression of a jaw line perhaps?

It's over so quickly. Tomorrow?

Pah! Don't like Maria

Awww, her attempt at surprise.

Tomorrow

Great, see you all tomorrow!

Tomorrow! Thanks for a very enjoyable evening, all.

Ooh, lovely Simon (?), weird Tony and Other Finalist next time.

See you tomorrow.

See you all tomorrow? I'm off for a dirty kebab.

Mrs Michael Macintyre was the best tonight. Thank god I don't have to look at beck beard and his Beigey McBeigeness again

I missed all of your comments, my page didn't refresh.

Right I'm all caught up

I knew as soon as Maria said she could win it there would be someone better and Leanne was much better, she could go a long way.

OhWhatFuckery, Julie stole the line I was waiting for she's spent far too much time around John.

Custard ravioli, nope thanks very much and had he said he's made chocolate pasta before

Maria needs to do more than fish and greens in the next round

I fast forwarded every time Gregg opened his gob

See you all in a bit

Mrs Michael McIntyre that's brilliant Davros

My baby is refusing to go to sleep. I might miss the beginning of the programme tonight. Giving her a few more minutes of whinging.

Evening all, are we continuing this thread tonight??

I'm here! I watched last nights but was behind but I'm watching it "live" tonight!

Hope she settles Grouchy

Oh yes, Greater, we snark away till the last plate in the competition is scraped clean.

Hello fixes, were you in previous cheffy threads? I recognise the name!

Foxes ffs

Present and correct.

This 'market' idea is laughable

Ewww Greg us leering at that woman already