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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:04

She moved immediately to proper crying right after I wrote that post, four, so I've managed to feed her to sleep. Ah, the power of food. I like to think I'm a self-contained MasterChef.

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:04

What is that cardigan Gregg is wearing?!

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2017 20:04

Rack of lamb and duck breast, it's a bit easier than last night I think.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:05

Hi foxessocks, hope she sleeps for you grouchy

Greaterthan, we might as well continue

There's always a bread and butter pudding isn't there

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:06

Great stuff Grouchy she is a wee gourmand!

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:06

kwakerly yes I have been on master chef threads before! Nobody has ever recognised me on here before I'm a bit chuffed Grin

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:06

Did anyone see that surreal Harry Hill series that featured Egg Wallace? It's an image I can never unsee.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:06

I don't like duck

I'm ignoring Greg

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:06

Gregg is gross.

I like that blonde chick who cut her fingers. Representing the clumsy people.

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:06

Hello everyone

I love a Masterchef thread

No chocolate fondants yet?

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:07

I remember you! I have been on every one in a variety of disguises....

One year my ex was on it, nearly died.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:07

Evening. I knew sinead would be a pudding woman.
Can't see anyone detestable yet. But wait...gourmet food truck.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:08

I think the people with beards should be wearing snoods.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:08

Hang on, are they allowed back and forth to the "market" that's new isn't it.

Hi Ouch

iklboo · 30/03/2017 20:08

Scouse bloke's 'gourmet restaurant' will probably be one of those places that serve soup in a sock or chips in a coal scuttle Grin

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:08

Grin oh grouchy i agree

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Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:09

'I like cooking with really fresh ingredients'. As opposed to......??

FiveGoMadInDorset · 30/03/2017 20:09

Sophie is out I think

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:09

Alison looks a bit like her off The Crown.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:10

Kwackerly, I'm trying to figure out who you are Grin

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:10

Anna.... Is cooking your destiny?

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Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:10

I'm not keen on the condom finger-plasters, ewwww

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:11

Yes please, Anna. I would eat that.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2017 20:11

I like Anna

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:11

Alison is ridiculously pretty. I may hate her. (Not really)
Fucking cock wangling frangipani again. Ugh ugh ugh.

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