Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Ooh I'll have to catch up later, I'm stuck on a train at the moment.
I prefer the ausi version but uk will fill a gap in the mean time.

I might want Leanne to come cook for me.

Now that looks nice. Even forgive the CHritzo"

We all gurned with horror at the same time, 'eats well' shudder

That tart looks amazing

That Jack Whitehall-a-like looks like the bloke in the Dogs Trust advert where the dog has a specky bloke toy and then the real life one turns up to rescue him

I despise ginger but those tarts look lovely

They should be forced to judge in fluent Latin.

Oh FFS. Will Greggg Wallace just SHUT UP PLEASE?

He does Davros!

I want to kidnap Leanne and have her cook for me everyday.

Limey

Liney ffs

Solid. Solid as a rock.

Her tarts look lovely though.

Well done, Leanne.

Liney like in Private Eye - 'that citation in full'.....

I like the endearing amateur ness of the uk version. The Aussie one is just a bit too cut throat.
Leanne's pissed it through.
Steak and friends? What wank.

There is nothing on the plate!

A reduction, a foam and a smear.

A little bit of nothing on a big white plate from neck beard

You'd have to go for a kebab

Trying far too hard, Neck Beard.

A big kebab with chips Ken

That looks really really bland, beige mcbeige

'No custard in my ravioli'. Tragic euphemism.