Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

I forgotten how annoying bloody Jane from last year was. Did you know she's a stay at home mum? She never mentioned that before

Ohhhh i remember now that's she's a mum!

How could i ever forget

Quite big portion for a starter

Lemon scrambled eggs.

JamesDelaneysHat (may I call you Hat?)

There is a LOT of Oxo Good Grips here tonight.

Jane is going on like she's bloody Marco Pierre White.

Jane, mum? No, don't think so.
No crispy skin.

Oh he's painting on a plate!

Tatatin again?

That pastry looks a wee bit flaccid to me

But looks lovely

You may fourquenelles!

Maria reminds me of Anastasia equally bonkers and Richard has a whiff of Brian Cox about him.

I like Jane ..... especially as I just discovered she's a mum!

Oh my lord, she's picked up "...a thing" from John. A lovely thing etc.
Dh has just asked why there's hot dog onions on it.

"I'm looking for that to be cooked properly" nooooooo

It's not hard to cook pastry properly, to be honest.

I missed it last year, does Jane have children? {grin}

Raw duck. Mmmmm.

Do they give them lessons in how to talk like a twat before they start judging?

"It eats well" What the fuck kind of sentence was that love?!

It eats well. Someone give Jane a quick slap with a kipper.

"It eats well" cross it off the bingo card people.

Make that duck sing 🦆 Er.....no, I think it's a bit far gone for that, Jack Whitehall look-alike.

Funny how all the judges have become such experts suddenly. 'It eats well'. God, I hate that phrase.

Oops crosspost there Kwackerly