Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Oh well what do I know

I like Lyndsay because she seems like a doofus.

I'd eat that very happily, Catherine. Don't care whether it's a cake or a brownie.

What is the difference between a cake and a brownie

That frittata sounds grim. So grim. I'll have the chicken wings, though.

Threw the kitchen sink at it Jo. Not a good idea.

Omelette lady won't be staying

I think it's the level of cookedness, ellen. Brownies are supposed to be gooey.

Send Lynda home.

Phew cake lady stays. I like chocolate cake.

I liked the three finalists that year. Natalie is funny.

His profiteroles look far too wet. (I think...)

My thought to Grouchy. They are going to be some flat profiteroles!

chuck an "o" up there

Ah, poached pear truck back in service.

Second lot looks much better.

Those look better James.

Late starting tonight. Better than the numpties last night.
I'm disowning dd, she likes greggggg more than John.no child of mine.
It's natlee!

CROCODILE!

Definitely love her.

Can I join in? Very sad about James' flat profiteroles

Quite right to disown her, OhWhat.

Cook me a crocodile ballotine & make it snappy! (sorry)

Waves at MsHoolies

Oh she's got the water bath out. How retro.

ikl

Larkin's very handsome.

OMG cutlery shadows. How 2000's

Profiteroles need to have proper chocolate on them, not white.