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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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ellenanora5 · 13/04/2017 20:54

I'd demolish his desert

GrouchyKiwi · 13/04/2017 20:54

That is a massive slice of cake. Please bring it here.

fourquenelles · 13/04/2017 20:55

Cor. I'd eat a bucket of that!

MsHooliesCardigan · 13/04/2017 20:55

'Clean plate of food'. And the parkyn's going to be 'bangin?' Confused

maggienolia · 13/04/2017 20:55

That pudding is making my fillings squeak.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/04/2017 20:55

Oh god that looks lovely. His food was cracking.

carabos · 13/04/2017 20:55

Nothing would induce me to put crocodile meat in my mouth. Nothing. I don't recognise that as a food tbh - it's a creature that lives in dirty water and eats carrion .

LineysRun · 13/04/2017 20:55

Oh nice parkyn

GrouchyKiwi · 13/04/2017 20:57

Ciao, Catherine and James. IMO.

maggienolia · 13/04/2017 20:57

What do we think- tall blonde one going through?

GrouchyKiwi · 13/04/2017 20:58

Have just noticed that Adam has a good murder stare going on. Wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

Tartyflette · 13/04/2017 20:58

I know Saira! (Can't say how, would be definitely outing but she cooked for a group of us recently)

ellenanora5 · 13/04/2017 20:59

Think that was all fair

Catch you all tomorrow, I'm bringing snacks Smile

GrouchyKiwi · 13/04/2017 20:59

That's cool, Tarty!

I like Tracey.

fourquenelles · 13/04/2017 21:00

Until tomorrow. I will be dreaming of cinder toffee tonight.

MsHooliesCardigan · 13/04/2017 21:01

Glad I've found you all. See you on ... whenever the next episode is. Happy Easter 🐣

MsHooliesCardigan · 13/04/2017 21:02

I will also bring gin next time Gin

ellenanora5 · 13/04/2017 21:51

Tomorrow at 8.30 MsHoolie Smile

GretchenFranklin · 13/04/2017 23:40

I liked the lady before she cooked crocodile. Who can eat that sensibly?

The cooks this year are way better than last time aren't they. It was all Sunday roast last year.

squoosh · 14/04/2017 14:08

'Giovanna looks like a character from a jilly cooper novel.'

That's exactly what I thought ohwhat. We have such symbiotic Masterchef minds! Grin

Sadly I wasn't able to watch this week's episodes 'live' but will join you this evening. Wine

squoosh · 14/04/2017 14:08

I thought crocodile woman said she was cooking 'cockardelle' and assumed it was some rare breed French hen.

fourquenelles · 14/04/2017 20:31

No snacks for me tonight I am still stuffed from my dinner of pork chop, potato waffles and baked beans.Very retro and very yummy.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2017 20:31

Evening all.

I love almonds.

fourquenelles · 14/04/2017 20:32

Unless I get a bitter, cyanidey one Grouchy

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2017 20:34

True true, four.

My Dutch family makes this incredible almond thingy wrapped in pastry for Christmas. I must do one this year.

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