Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

What is the point of squid ink? Does it actually taste of anything? < waves at fourquenelles >

OhWhat I'm sure there's a helpline for her

My dad loves crocodile

Sorry, Catherine, that puree looks like it came out of a newborn's nappy.

I've no idea MsHoolies, it puts me right off

I'd totally forgotten about Larkin

I liked Natalie

Grouchy Agree the purée looks slightly unfortunate.

Why is she using a griddle pan for the nuts and caramel?
Her main was very yellow.

Bummer. I really wanted her to do well.

She's cameralising stuff (I mangle words when I'm nervous too)

When the sauce is added that main looks beautiful. It was a bit weird before then.

Giovanna looks like a character from a jilly cooper novel.
Food looks good.

GAAAH, horrifically late to this. I won't ask for an update but can I just say - Nat'lee! Larkin!

Oh my goodness at the crocodile. Um. Thing.

Lyndsey is going to blow it I fear.

Gregg seems quite aroused by the poached pear. I have missed the last couple of series. Where are the scallops, black pudding and pea purée?

Nit much mash there.

Undercooked?

Someone murdered scallops yesterday MsH. It was very sad.

I bet some of them feel like shoving Greg out of the way

Oh I see she isn't getting lambasted for being late.
That crocodile looks grim.

They'll forgive you, pet, don't worry.

Sea bass is my favourite fish. Hope he does it justice.

There has been black pudding crumb MsHoolie, looked like ash to be honest

That dessert looks quite nice. I love that Natalie comes across as so normal and unwanky.

The pretty ones never do OhWhat, very unfair

Pineapple soup dessert looked like a toilet bowl with flowers ontop