Masterchef anyone?

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If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Greg is a twat, shut up Greg!

Called it again. I am good at this prediction stuff.

Was that a dig at Faye from Alex?

The right three went through, but I wish Billy had done something else

Have a good weekend everyone, catch you all next week

Aw bye billy but right decision I think.

Actually, the standard is pretty good this year. Maybe they've left the crazy people for last.

See you next week ellen and one and all.

Now...will masterchef be on gogglebox?

I'm slightly behind -I had to put the baby back into his cot because of his loud snoring! anyway...Just got to the bit where Gregg tells Steve he is scruffy and not good looking! How very offensive! Imagine if he said that to a woman, there would be outage and rightly so...Why is it ok to insult a man?? And what a stupid thing to say anyway. Humph. Idiot. I like Steve, excellent dish.

I'm sad about Billy though. I liked him.

What I hate about Gregg is when he gets all stressy and starts clutching the bald head. I always get the sense that both his hands and head are sweaty so it's all vaguely repulsive.

Slightly late to the party here, but has anyone else noticed that Faye (aka the Yurt Builder) is supposedly 44? Despite her mentioning her 50th birthday midweek and looking about 53

And HOW did John Turode bag himself Lisa Faulkner? She is so clearly out of his league - and his previous wife looked stunning. Realise that I now sound totally shallow and obsessed with looks as a measure of the person...

I thought she was older too Look hence my early comment about blue hair usually to be found on women over 50 imho

Ahaa fourquenelles I KNEW I couldn't be the only one with suspicions! Altho she does pull off the 'lavender' hair trend rather well methinks

Why all the hate for Greg? Not saying I like him at all. Just wanting to know what he's done to deserve such universal hatred.
Take it away

-he's a greengrocer who doesn't appear to know that much about food
-he flirts with all the young lovelies while treating women of his own age as though they're elderly maiden aunts
-he licks his spoon in a most distressing manner
-he gurns
-he shouts
-he bangs on all the time about his love of puddings
-he exists

(I'm very maturely resisting pointing out what a horrible creature he appears to be in his personal life)

(Yes I know it's not actually that mature to use brackets to sniffily allude to his personal life)

I missed last night's show as I was forced to go for post work drinks.

The evil fiends.

Evening everyone, hope all is well

Greg is rhyming, i wish there was a mute button just for him

Yo Mastercheffers.

I was supposed to be going out tonight but my back is doing something bad so I get to sit watching this instead.

Gregg is such a dick. What was that stupid rhyme about chewing?

Hi all!

Missed the rhyme!

Hi foxes and grouchy, hope your back isn't too bad

Did she just call them "Scotch Bonnay"?

I think the morrocan chicken will be nice

The rhyme was shite foxes

I've just gone right off Lyndsay

Thanks ellen. It is just sore, have no idea what the problem is.

I've not had cauliflower cheese for ages. My ungrateful children don't like it, the nutters.