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Masterchef anyone?

999 replies

Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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OuchBollocks · 07/04/2017 20:50

graphista if you're near Essex come for a cuddle, DS is starting to pack on fat rolls so it's a good time Grin

Sharon is a lot less perky now

fourquenelles · 07/04/2017 20:50

Share Fuckery Grin

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:50

Ouch don't do pastry unless you can DO pastry it's bloody hard

OuchBollocks · 07/04/2017 20:51

Fucking burnt cauliflower

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:51

Alas. Fare ye well, Billy.

fourquenelles · 07/04/2017 20:51

Sharon and Billy are gonnas so far and maybe the choir boy too.

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:52

God he's a dick

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/04/2017 20:52

Obviously everyone's made the Scottish James corden comparison.

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:52

Ooh I like Billy's - what is wrong with pineapple in a spiced dish? But alas we can't taste it. Billy did say he's a 'meat n potato' guy but going on masterchef surely you mug up on your weaknesses a bit?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:52

I like Charles too. At least you can tell he enjoys food.

OuchBollocks · 07/04/2017 20:52

Sitwell makes Torode seem pleasant and compassionate

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:52

Ooh I like Faye's and Faye

DorotheaHomeAlone · 07/04/2017 20:52

Ohwhat DH and I see Jay around our area regularly. DH always refers to him as that 'sexy dirty pirate' after I read him that comment from a mn thread last season!

dementedma · 07/04/2017 20:52

mum of three! GRRRRRRR! is that what defines her identity?

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:53

Yep I think Billy is going byebye, shame really

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:53

Oh that looks so beautiful. Steve keeps surprising me.

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:54

Oh no, not liking that pasta presentation too poncey

Halsall · 07/04/2017 20:54

Billy should have gone with the pudding option. It's goodnight from him now. Aaaaaand finally Sitwell deigns to approve....

DorotheaHomeAlone · 07/04/2017 20:54

Loving Steve, too. Pea consommé sounds grim so very impressive.

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:55

No looks too dry

fourquenelles · 07/04/2017 20:55

He is an attractive looking chap you arsewipe. Grrrrrr

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:55

Steve will be first through, why does Greg keep insulting him

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:56

Yea I think billy should have gone with the pud too, more his comfort zone. Plus would've been nice to see delicious scots berries celebrated.

OuchBollocks · 07/04/2017 20:56

Cos greg is a twat

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:57

dementedma, Julie who won last year was always mum of four, we knew nothing else about her until the final where we found out she'd been through a really tough time

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