Masterchef anyone?

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If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

graphista if you're near Essex come for a cuddle, DS is starting to pack on fat rolls so it's a good time

Sharon is a lot less perky now

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Ouch don't do pastry unless you can DO pastry it's bloody hard

Fucking burnt cauliflower

Alas. Fare ye well, Billy.

Sharon and Billy are gonnas so far and maybe the choir boy too.

God he's a dick

Obviously everyone's made the Scottish James corden comparison.

Ooh I like Billy's - what is wrong with pineapple in a spiced dish? But alas we can't taste it. Billy did say he's a 'meat n potato' guy but going on masterchef surely you mug up on your weaknesses a bit?

I like Charles too. At least you can tell he enjoys food.

Sitwell makes Torode seem pleasant and compassionate

Ooh I like Faye's and Faye

Ohwhat DH and I see Jay around our area regularly. DH always refers to him as that 'sexy dirty pirate' after I read him that comment from a mn thread last season!

mum of three! GRRRRRRR! is that what defines her identity?

Yep I think Billy is going byebye, shame really

Oh that looks so beautiful. Steve keeps surprising me.

Oh no, not liking that pasta presentation too poncey

Billy should have gone with the pudding option. It's goodnight from him now. Aaaaaand finally Sitwell deigns to approve....

Loving Steve, too. Pea consommé sounds grim so very impressive.

No looks too dry

He is an attractive looking chap you arsewipe. Grrrrrr

Steve will be first through, why does Greg keep insulting him

Yea I think billy should have gone with the pud too, more his comfort zone. Plus would've been nice to see delicious scots berries celebrated.

Cos greg is a twat

dementedma, Julie who won last year was always mum of four, we knew nothing else about her until the final where we found out she'd been through a really tough time