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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:10

That lamb looked awful!

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:10

I love cauliflower cheese

I love lamb but not sure Nathans will work

Painkillers grouchy, keep it at bay

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:11

Jackie will love Danielle, food trucks were her thing, I never liked her though

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:12

Yep I'd eat the ravioli, but not the prawns

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Kwackerly · 12/04/2017 20:13

Oaty prawns! Yes ok....lots of potential tonight!

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:13

Some of these are a bit terrifying.

Halsall · 12/04/2017 20:14

Phew, made it! Hello all. I've had an awful day do looking forward to some mindless Masterchef.

What have I missed?

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:15

You missed Greg rhyming Halsall, it was painful

Hi kwackerly

JamesDelaneysHat · 12/04/2017 20:15

Squoosh sums up the Gregg hatred perfectly. Apparently he and John TheToad don't particularly get on. I don't think anyone could get on with Gregg though.

That flatbread mackerel thing looks awful.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:16

Lawrentino seems sweet and might be a good cook.

That fish dish looks terrible!

OuchBollocks · 12/04/2017 20:16

Glad I missed the Gregg rhyming horrors

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Kwackerly · 12/04/2017 20:16

Hellair ellenora! Lovely flat bread. Mm. Packed lunch special.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2017 20:16

Just landed, what a feckin mess.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:17

Poor old chap. That was a disaster.

WingMirrorSpider · 12/04/2017 20:18

Is ravioli this year's seared scallops?

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:18

Isn't it OhWhat, some of its looks like its already been eaten

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2017 20:19

Olives and port. Pass.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:19

That's the fun of the show, roast dinner lady.

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:19

I always thought that JamesDelaney, but he was best man for one of his many weddings

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:21

I really like it when the older contestants do well. Yay Richard.

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:21

You never know Ouch, he might treat us to an encore Grin

Knew the Moroccan chicken would be nice

JamesDelaneysHat · 12/04/2017 20:21

Oh really?!

Maybe that just shows how few friends Gregg has, that someone who described himself as 'not close' to Wallace was his best man Shock

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2017 20:22

Have these people cooked before? At least Richards was edible, and this, whilst pretentious looks ok.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2017 20:22

Bloody hell, James, don't make me feel sorry for him!

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2017 20:23

Yay good for Richard, now dont let us down like nice man last week, think it was David