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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:38

What is Faye's accent? Is it Northumbrian? (Sorry if that's horribly wrong.)

DorotheaHomeAlone · 07/04/2017 20:38

Liking Faye a lot.

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:39

I don't like the sound of Billy's but I bet it turns out fab

foxessocks · 07/04/2017 20:40

Aww I'm visiting my 5 week old nephew tomorrow , lovely babies!

My baby is asleep on me tonight as he wouldn't settle in his bed and i wanted to watch this!

Gregg just irritates me a LOT.

fourquenelles · 07/04/2017 20:40

What on Earth is Billy up to? This could be amazing or a complete car crash.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/04/2017 20:41

Back after a week on school trip. Quick run down-who do we like, who do we not?
There is a simple answer to why the Greggggg hate, but I'm obviously too much of a laydee to say the c word this early in the night. Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:41

What? It doesn't matter if he's Irish?! Je suis confused.

Billy's dish sounds insane.

DorotheaHomeAlone · 07/04/2017 20:41

Is that more Ash from Alex?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:42

More ash. Grim.

Halsall · 07/04/2017 20:42

More ash! That's this year's big thing, clearly. Move over, crumbs and smears. Ash is where it's at.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/04/2017 20:43

What's that burnt shit? He's a v pretty young man, but wtf?

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:44

Bloody ash again, and that celeriac looked rank, but maybe it tastes great

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:44

Nice namechecking, Torode.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:44

Faye's tart looks incredible. I would very much like to eat that.

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:45

OhWhat, we like Billy, he did fish and chips yesterday and they loved it

Ash man did burnt leek ash yesterday, no one liked it

fourquenelles · 07/04/2017 20:45

Was that a snub from Shitwell?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/04/2017 20:45

"Food writer, broadcaster, superior twat"

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:46

Oh, that looks very tasty and I don't even like curry dishes. Good work, Saliha.

Halsall · 07/04/2017 20:46

Sitwell is so sneery

GrouchyKiwi · 07/04/2017 20:46

Amen, OhWhat. That is how they should introduce him.

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:48

I think he's trying to hard, he should scale it back a bit

I had stuffed mushrooms with pepper sauce for dinner

Greg is an asshole

Graphista · 07/04/2017 20:48

Oh please no more ash!

Wish I could borrow some of the babies I LOVE babies especially tiny ones that can't escape lots of cuddles! My dd 16 and not so cuddly these days (she's all limbs!)

Why only half an hour? That's no time at all!

Loving the veggie remit. It's making me hungry. I love biriyani and pakora (practically a national food here).

How the hell do you dry out something made with ricotta?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/04/2017 20:49

We want Jay! Well I mean I. Just me.

Halsall · 07/04/2017 20:50

Uh-oh, Sitwell's going to be a total arse, I fear

ellenanora5 · 07/04/2017 20:50

Can William Sitwell actually cook, or does he just talk about food for a living

I like Charles the critic