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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:44

Bacon you say, takes notes along with ohwhats cheese idea

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:45

Was it last year that the liqueur of choice was Calvados?

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:45

Oooh dramatic music for the Late Peach Catastrophe

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:45

Tweezers!

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:46

microwave

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:46

I can't remember Grouchy, but I'd say so, every year there is one

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:46

Suave!

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:47

Bar of soap. Oh dear.

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Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:47

Even Lovely Simon can find nothing positive to say about Peachgate

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:47

Dunno grouchy, I thought I watched it last year but I didn't recognise any of the 3 judges last night.

Bit of a dessert disaster for Imran.

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:47

I'm learning loads!

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:47

Lol fourquennelles, why not use it Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:47

To be fair, I'd find Gregg very offputting too.

Not warming to Alison. She's over confident without the batshittery of Maria.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:48

Three plates

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:48

Dramatic music for peach catastrophe Grin ouchbollox

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:48

Trying to think of an adjective for Imran-exquisite I think does it.
Fennel and squid. No, not for me.

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:49

She's a cool one, that Alison.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:49

There were all in the final last year Ouch, we thought Julie didn't stand a chance because she cooked an awful lot of the same food (roast dinners) and then she suddenly became cordon blue for the last week and won

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:49

Oh Gregg shut up.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:49

What is that vomitty stuff she was ladling in the bowls? Was that the polenta?

It is NOT on my list of things to try.

Hassled · 30/03/2017 20:50

I had high hopes for Imran but he buggered that peach dish right up. What was he thinking?

dementedma · 30/03/2017 20:50

Do you think its mandatory to start the description with "So.." and call the guests "guys"?

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:51

Polenta I think. Someone always does polenta. I've never cooked it either, doesn't appeal to me.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:51

Yes shut up Gregg

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:51

ellenanora5 I don't know how I missed a whole series. Weird.