Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Bacon you say, takes notes along with ohwhats cheese idea

Was it last year that the liqueur of choice was Calvados?

Oooh dramatic music for the Late Peach Catastrophe

Tweezers!

microwave

I can't remember Grouchy, but I'd say so, every year there is one

Suave!

Bar of soap. Oh dear.

Even Lovely Simon can find nothing positive to say about Peachgate

Dunno grouchy, I thought I watched it last year but I didn't recognise any of the 3 judges last night.

Bit of a dessert disaster for Imran.

I'm learning loads!

Lol fourquennelles, why not use it

To be fair, I'd find Gregg very offputting too.

Not warming to Alison. She's over confident without the batshittery of Maria.

Three plates

Dramatic music for peach catastrophe ouchbollox

Trying to think of an adjective for Imran-exquisite I think does it.
Fennel and squid. No, not for me.

She's a cool one, that Alison.

There were all in the final last year Ouch, we thought Julie didn't stand a chance because she cooked an awful lot of the same food (roast dinners) and then she suddenly became cordon blue for the last week and won

Oh Gregg shut up.

What is that vomitty stuff she was ladling in the bowls? Was that the polenta?

It is NOT on my list of things to try.

I had high hopes for Imran but he buggered that peach dish right up. What was he thinking?

Do you think its mandatory to start the description with "So.." and call the guests "guys"?

Polenta I think. Someone always does polenta. I've never cooked it either, doesn't appeal to me.

Yes shut up Gregg

ellenanora5 I don't know how I missed a whole series. Weird.