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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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Joinourclub · 30/03/2017 20:51

Now that looks sticky

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:51

I don't feel a plate of food is finished if there isn't green on it somewhere. (Dessert excepted.)

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:51

*demented" so...At the start of a sentence where it isn't required really winds me up!

Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:51

That looks like two bollocks on a plate.

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Footle · 30/03/2017 20:51

Go Anna.
Oh no!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:51

I agree Kiwi. She's a bit dead behind the eyes.
That looks weird.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:52

Alison's through I'd say

God I love fried cheese

We are all being very good so far, none of us have snacks, that will change tomorrow Grin

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:52

demented seems they also have to say 'I've cooked for you' or some variant thereof

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:52

Wheaty breakfast brick! I fancy some weetabix now. Might have some.

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:52

Polenta is quite bland on its own but is great with a lovely cherry jam as comfort food.

Joinourclub · 30/03/2017 20:53

Doesn't look great

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:53

I have snacks tonight, but will probably be doing the bedtime battle during the live broadcast tomorrow :(

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:53

We're you on the celeb masterchef thread in the summer Ouch

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:53

Why the squiggle of yogurt? A neat blob woukd be better. Oh Anna.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:54

Polenta and jam? I haven't lived.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:54

Dammit, Anna.

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:54

ellenanora oh yes snacks aplenty tomorrow...

dementedma · 30/03/2017 20:54

Oh no, think Anna is a goner! I liked her...

Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:55

Oh yes snacks tomorrow. I almost want to have pork scratchings in ironic way but they are a bit hipster now.

Bernice to go.

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OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:55

I think I was on the celeb thread. I was definitely on the last Professional thread, but under different names.

Oh Anna. So much promise :(

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:56

kwackerly you've made me fancy a big pot of the pork scratchings from Wahaca

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:56

Aw I like Anna

I'm undecided between chocolate or crisps or cheese foxes, but I might have all three Grin

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:57

Anna's gutted Sad

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:58

Sad Anna.

Glad Imran is through.

Tomorrow I will need to do some baking so I have snacks. Hm.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:58

Ooer. A new critic.

Till tomorrow, folks!