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Masterchef anyone?

999 replies

Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:38

Not one bit Joinourclub Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:38

I love colcannon. Will do some for dd when she comes home.
I thought the pud looked meh, but I'm obviously an idiot.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:38

When did people start saying Halliye instead of Hello?

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:39

Oh so you don't cook the onion for the colcannon? I don't like raw onion much either. I'm going to Google how to make it!

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:39

I was going to say that's just a big lump of cake, but they all seem to love it. Odd.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:39

Simon is such a sweetheart.

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:39

Awww Simon is such a sweetie

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:39

Oh you have to cook the onion!

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:40

BBC recipe for colcannon has bacon it! I'm sold!

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:40

Snap Grouchy

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:40

A few years back you would be slaughtered for serving cake for dessert on Masterchef, especially a big ungainly lump like that.

Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:41

I thought the cake looked shit too.

Tuiles!!

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:41

Stop touching your hair, David!

dementedma · 30/03/2017 20:42

I do like David!

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:42

Toowacca...Still no clue

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:42

That looks lovely.
I put bacon in my colcannon too. I may even do it in ramekins with cheese on top.
I think I want to run off with David. For his food obvs.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:42

Foxessocks, its really easy, boil potato, boil the kale, mash the potato, chop the kale, use springonion, chuck it all in a bowl and mix together add salt and pepper and butter, if you don't want kale you can use cabbage

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:42

Tuaca: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuaca

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:43

It's a brandy liqueur, apparently. Never heard of it though.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:44

Imran's nails are manicured. Mine are not.

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:44

Imran has some magnificent nails.

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:44

Grouchy thank you. I've learned something today. Maybe tuaca is this year's Tonka beans.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:44

Open wide

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:44

Grin four

Strong round this one.

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:44

Will you get out of my head Grouchy Grin