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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:17

My ex was actually there in horrifying detail, making shitty soup.

Not literally. But you know. It was awful and i had to leave the thread.

Lamb with lime. Ginger beard is bonkers.

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:18

Indeed ellen. You'd think they'd have picked that up by the 14th (?) series.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2017 20:18

Alison's looks really lovely.

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:18

Let's see if Gregg grabs her by the pouissan

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foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:19

kwakerly Shock

Nobody cares if Gregg likes the dish, only matters if John likes it.

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:20

LOL @ Kwackerly

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:20

How have they all made friends already? I'd be scowling whenever the others did well.

I'd eat that, Sinead.

iklboo · 30/03/2017 20:21

I reckon Gregg has to rein in his 'Greggness' on Professional Masterchef or Monica would fillet him and serve him with a red wine jus and an apple in his gob

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:21

Sophie isn't friends. Sophie is furious.

dementedma · 30/03/2017 20:21

Anna is going to be the mother of the group

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:22

I reckon veggie girl is for the chop

Alison will get through

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:22

I love Monica iklboo.

Grin Ouch

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:23

iklboo I liked it when Marcus would look at Gregg as if to say "shut the fuck up you idiot". Torode doesn't look at Gregg at all, he obviously tuned him out years ago.

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:23

I feel sorry for the last person. They have to stand and watch their dish get colder and colder and ever more congealed and unappetising.

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:24

Is that potato fondant made with sweet potato

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:24

Oh, I'm glad David has done well. Cars & cookery. And he reminds me of my Dad, if my Dad could cook.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:24

Salad?! Why?
I love a cream and mushroom sauce. Not with orangey carrots.

Saucery · 30/03/2017 20:25

'Disconcerting' Grin

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:25

Ye me to Halsall, mind you it must all be cold by the time it's judged

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:26

Ooh David flew through

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:26

No. Sinead shouldn't have gone. Boo.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:27

Imran makes it through by the skin of his teeth.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 30/03/2017 20:27

Lucky break for the dentist, Greg must really need his teeth doing

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:27

Aww pudding lady should have stayed

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:27

They got rid of the Scouser because Greggg patently couldn't understand a bloody word he was saying