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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:11

Hold up. Torody is looking very.............denim tonight and it looks like he shaves his chest hair

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:11

When ds1 is in work he has to wear a beard net

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:12

That might be the worst thing Gregg has ever done.

Halsall · 30/03/2017 20:12

I'm not sure competitiveness is a great trait in a dentist, tbh Hmm

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:13

Fondant fucking potato!!!!!

So 2015

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JamesDelaneysHat · 30/03/2017 20:13

'I'm a dentist, my friend'. Grin he's fab!

The irony of snaggle-toothed bastard Gregg getting his teeth out for him!

troodiedoo · 30/03/2017 20:13

Lucky Imran is not a gynaecologist Shock

fourquenelles · 30/03/2017 20:13

Alison is very pretty

Who's the Larry Lamb lookie likie? No. no, no! Cream and orange juice do not go together Larry David

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:14

Why the fuck didn't Greg do up his buttons, I don't want to see his belly

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:14

Gregg's mouth is horrifying from the outside, never mind the interior.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:14

That poor, poor chicken. Hacked without mercy.

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:14

Aw her tart broke. Looks nice though.

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foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:14

I'm trying to work out who you are too kwakerly! Do you mean your ex was on master chef or on this thread?!!

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:14

Gregg seemed to have reined back his Gregg-ness in the last professional masterchef series, and seems to be making up for it now by going Peak Gregg. That is not a good thing.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:14

Gid yes, it's like when you accuse kids of chewing gum in school and they show you all their gob.
Client relationship officer. What now?

foxessocks · 30/03/2017 20:15

Oh I do struggle to remember their names for ages...

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:15

Has anyone ever crossed themself on this show before?

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Kwackerly · 30/03/2017 20:15

Oh Gregg's gone intense over the cre

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dementedma · 30/03/2017 20:15

I like Anna

OuchBollocks · 30/03/2017 20:15

Duck always always leaks

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2017 20:15

Imran has an impressive stare.

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:16

Poor shiny-head dentist

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2017 20:17

Haven't we always said over the years that if you do something you like and do it well no matter how simple it is or isn't then you will go far

Footle · 30/03/2017 20:17

I'm sorry, themselves even

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/03/2017 20:17

Imran thinks they are wrong.
Beardy scousers grub looks ok.

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