X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Christmas is pissing me off. That seems to have been going for 6 months already.

Shazza very firmly Not Going To Finland there

I'm actually embarrassed that they have to put a nationality slant on this. Either your good enough to win or not - doesn't matter a stuff where you come from.

Does anybody's even watch this in Finland?

god Saaaara's parents look young
feeling very very old

Noel

Do they watch X Factor in Finland? Do they care?

Where have all these people come from?

Why is Dermott taking Saara all over Finland and not her actual mentor?

Oh, it would appear so 😂😂😂😂

Finish parents seem nice.
She has dermie, so jealous.
It looks lovely there.
Better than Bromley ( sorry nancy) ..

Is that Saaras house?

What a crowd! Dermot looking well in his parka.

Not a whole lot happening in Finland.

She is going to do a dirgey Lorde version of this, isn't she?

Are they all dead.?
This is odd.

squoosh clearly

That's impressive. I bet the President of Finland was there or summat.

Still though, Bromley High Street

This puts Nanfucker's reception in the shade. Mind you, so would Gary Glitter's.

80s- she's on the scrapheap. It's prophetic.

It looks a lot better than Bromley, not a primark in sight

This is like a Bond theme tune!

I wish everyone would leave Tears for Fears songs alone.

That dress makes looks her look sausage shaped when she isn't naturally sausage shaped.

jane- yes, but as was pointed out to me last week, I'm sure they like the money.

Our high street isnt great either.
I actually enjoyed that..
She has lungs.

Yy squoosh

Thick waist.