X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Late to the party, Only just settled down for the day. What happened to Jesy's pants! 🤢

JL ad then. Subliminal suggestion to vote for Matt???

I vote for the boxer to win

But if it is a pattern, why is she the only one that has it?

Well, 19 of those remaining 18 minutes will be taken up by ads. And then they will run over.

It was those jumping crouches and her pelvic floor...

Gorgeous girls Rousette? Really? Jessie's face reminds me of a satellite dish

Aww Britters !

Lavender Aunt is a very astute woman!

Lavender your aunt is my spirit animal.

They looked awful.
I know im old.
Still, they are probably millionaires and im not!

Empress I was trying to be nice haha....

Fuck me, I've never wanted a tv show to be over so much in my whole life!

Never mind I've invested every bastard weekend since summer for this..

Just hurry up and win/lose so we can forget you ever existed by next weekend

Oh they are gorgeous, and I do like them v much I just wish they would Wear Clothes

It can't have been pattern surely? It must've been dampness...

Eddddddd !!!!

Even my divorce wasn't as drawn out as this.

That 'heartwarming' Apple ad is boring. Too many wannabe epic Crimbo ads this year.

So, we don't get to hear both the acts sing the winner's song.

I'm a bit obsessed.

Well I used to have horrific fibroids and a lot of my knickers ended up looking like that
Poor girl

He's been mentioned !!

6 million votes? I thought we were the only ones watching? You lot better not have been voting

Lol theredlion 😂

It was pattern, it was all up the sides

I remember when I felt daring wearing hotpants - at least they covered my whole butt cheeks in the days when they were pert