X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Its a mash up !
Or a mess up

It might be the lighting but Jessy's gusset looks stained/like she's had an accident.

It's just fucking depressing

Apparently they use tape to keep the gussets in place, it doesn't sound too pleasant

Wtf Jesse has some serious 'patches'

I think it's unfortunate dye ing

5 years ago??? I'm so old.

Do you think that her period leaked all over that swimsuit?

If i wore this id be arrested.

I'd be worrying big time about fanny condensation!

There is an odd stain on Jesy's crotch. I'm not sure if it's the pattern or not.

Christ has she come in her period!

I thought it would make a nice school run outfit. Maybe when the whether picks up a bit.

It's camouflage print

My aunt is visiting. She's sat here watching and has been making comments all through. She loves matt
This lot came on and she said 'they won't win, what a bunch of tarts' and 'did they put their makeup on in the dark'
Aunt is 77 years young.

Argh weather

80s if I wore it dd would have me committed

I think she's leaked a little wee while dancing.

There's still 18m left

Nearly 10 to 10 .
No sign of Ed.

I've seen Charlie Puth being interviewed a couple of times and he seems such a lovely young man.

I'm not a Little Mix fan though.

I think it was the pattern tho it does beg the question WHY

I noticed pant stain too eeeek.

They are gorgeous girls and could just look a hundred times better with some fab clothes on, don't get the pants thing at all. Maybe I'm just too old dunno

Lavender