X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Its a winners song coming up.
Its a mess this year.
I dont get it.

I hate myself for watching this. I'm bored but have invested two fucking hours and I will see the outcome dammit

Nans managed to stay awake.

Nan again

So we all feel dirty and used watching this, yes?

Has Saaaaaaaaara's dad been on the pop with Mrs O?

Saaaras dad sounded like the man from police academy that has the really weird voice

Here we go.....finally.

What results?

Fuck me I'd forgotten what we were here for

I feel ashamed of myself and filthy Noisy

Have Shitsinger and saaaaara got same dress on ?

rousette she speaks as she finds
she's kept me amused through this shite.

Still 11 mins left

What I love most, is it's been on for months.

and they will announce the winner. They will have to sing something again, whilst being mobbed, by the other acts and falling tinsel. like Geraldine.

And the credits will roll, and it's ll over. No talking to thew winner, commiserating with the loser, nothing. Just credits. The news at 10. -ish.

Saara is going to come 2nd yet again

Fix

Yep

Can I go to bed now?

And Bromley goes wild

'Kin ell

Ah, the charisma vacuum has won!

Thank fook it's over good night see y'all next year mwah !

JP ad did it for Falsetto Sex

Matt? Really?

Oh god.... cue the sobbing