X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Oh look no pants

Who was that bloke?

That's more like it - swimsuits.

And there go the clothes

Oh here we go, Stripper-Mix are back on.

Who was it said the outfits looked removable? Bingo!

That's some bouffant Mark Ronson's little brother has got there!

Having clothes on was too good to last

Oooo it appears they're doing a peep show for us

Big pants are back.
More random blokes.
Its v surreal

In their pants again then

Who was the bloke striding in, is he important?

Jesus, put some clothes on

They're like a modern day Bucks fizz aren't they!

Oh put it away Vorders

has the bigger one pissed herself?

They do like a leotard!

He tends to be the 'featured artist' on other peoples songs. Although I suspect they are 'his' songs, he just ain't famous enough.

and shat herself?

How do they all avoid having massive camel toes in those underpants?

Camel toes galore

It ain't a Little Mix show unless you see perineum

Little Mux have album sales of 23m?! Had no idea they were so successful.

Oh......the gussets are getting an airing again.

I'm no strident feminist and definitely not a prude but FFS, their core fans are 10 year old girls. I'm actually feeling quite stabby about the 'arses out' thing happening yet again!

And ....the coats go.

And to think, we were once not really scandalized by Bucks Fizz. .