X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

80s I didn't like Rylan at the time, but I've grown to love him. He can't sing though. . But I bet he is properly pissed off that Honey G got to sing at Wembley when he didn't.

She must have some dirt on someone....

Little Mix are back- it's not like they ever go away! They wheel them out every single year.

Will they have clothes on?...drumroll...

Oh look no pants

Dd saw this lot at the o2 last week, she said they were amazing ( she's always had questionable music taste)

Honey has dirt on them all.
She probably used to work for the news of the world.

Well they've remembered half their clothes

Well, more clothes than last time I suppose.

They have a habit of adding extra blokes to their songs.

Now, they appear to be dressed. But those coats look take-offable.

They have been pleathered

Who is this bloke?
Who

Slade

Who the duck is the crooning dude performing with Little labia?

Is that Marvin Gaye and get it on?

He's a bit outnumbered there i fear.

Who is Charlie Poof?

I hate this modern contouring make-up trend- it just makes people look dirty. I feel like scrubbing their faces with a magic sponge whenever I see it.

FUCK!!!!! Not Duck

Who the Jeff is Charlie cruise?

He looks like Tom Hanks playing the kid in Big.

I do like his songs though, very melodic.

I don't think the bloke is Marvin Gaye or Slade!

Little Mix sang on an earlier episode didn't they?

Who is this guy, can anyone enlighten me. He looks about 12

Charlie Puth is another one who doesn't seem to be able to carry a single by himself.

The outfits are interesting.
He has amazing hair. Whoever the fuck he is

Charlie Puth he's had loads out this year