X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

I bloody love madness!

IT must be love is the only one of their songs I actually like. Funny it's not actually their song....

I'm guessing they're cheap

I would rather have watched Beyonce stomp and shake her weave all over the stage.

Is he on something?

80s the 70's skinheads were already fat baldy Phil Mitchell types back in '92!

Ahhhh. All makes sense now. They've got an album out. Of course

There's no way Falsetto Sex is going to still have a career in 40 years!

They are no 1 in America??

That's Trump's America for you...

There's no way that Falsetto Sex is going to have a career January '17, never mind 40 years time!

Destiny I was thinking the same

X Factor final 2016- brought to you by Aging popstars and endless perfume ads.

Falsetto sex will be lucky to have a career in 40 days

I worked with a woman whose dh went to school with the saxophone player.
They were huge once. I know its hard to believe.
Suggs then is a bit younger than I.
(He looks better than me! )

Unless carlucios want him back

Next year, the duets will be

Honey G

Saara

Nicole.

Noisy, hmm. They just morphed into Phil n Grant!
( and Peggy)

Raahh, they will be digging up Elvis at this rate!
Or on the phone to Steve Brookstein.

God I'm bored tonight

80s- poor Steve .

That phone never rings....

I'm beginning to wish Raw Chicken had got further.

What's Ben Who-now up to these days?

Oh here comes the annual freak show.

Next year they should put this lot through, I would love it

On the phone- from a red phoneboxl
, am showing age. Badly.
Dollface could sing.

Could you imagine the doll and Saaaaaaaaaaara in final lol

I still think Doll woman could have been good, if she'd not tried so hard to be 'quirky'.