X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Meaningful poems !
Yes, he seems a deep kind of guy!

( or just a mn snowflake)

I think Saara might win.

Actually, I don't know.

A whole album of Matt will not pay for Dermott's entourage though. But is Saara all style over substance?

I think I'm going to fall asleep on DP and get him to wake me up when the result comes in.

Dearie me, the thought of sex with Bromley boy is enough to put me off me wine!

I don't like Madness.

I know this migh be like saying 'I kick kittens' but I just don't like them. Suggs get's on my tits

I shall take my coat, I don't think I can top myself tonight.

Who's drunk father is it on stage, fess up!?

I still love the nutty boyz
Even though Suggs is my age ( i think)
Its the nostalgia thing..

This really is very weird and seems sooooo dated. I'm entitled to say that as I am too

I want them to do House Of Fun or one of their oldies. What IS this?

Sorry Madness are shite singing about apples ! How old is Suggs now

The youngsters in the audience are completely confused right now.

Ah there it is!

I didn't even know they were still going!

It's madness that Madness have sold their soul to this extent. I saw their (first) reunion gig at Finsbury Park, in '92 I think, 'twas messy but amazing (what I can remember of it). I can't imagine their hardcore following of skinheads are overly delighted by this particular appearance!

Fuck this is even worse than what's usually on X-factor. Who likes this shit?

They should do baggy trousers, that's the only one I even remotely like. Not that it's all about me

37 Empress

Good old Madness

The 70s skinheads are now fat baldy Phil mitchell types.

bloody hell, he's only 55,

Lol Happy

One of their cousins was in my class at primary school. In the 80s this was akin to being actual royalty.

He looks like a thinner Ian Beale pmsl

First, Honey g gets a spot on the final, now this.

Bloody hell.

The judges are all swaying along to the music