X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

They are no worse than the ones they picked

OMG

Do they pay them or do they do it for fame and fortune????

I quite liked the doll person

Most of this lot are more credible than Honey G.

Its a ten from me!

Oh dear god!!

I think Ben got ditched by his record company. Hope he kept his white van.

I'm going to need new windows at the end of this

Lighters ahoy!

Poor doll lady, at least she knows songs are supposed to have a tune

The one with the high pitched voice is actually good

That doll freaks me out.

Yay the Doll is back! 😀

Even the rejects aren't rejecty enough

I really want Dolly to come back, and play it totally straight. Well, not totally, a bit Siouxie Sioux,

It's remarkable how when they all sang together they actually sounded good.

Loved the Doll woman

Apparently Ben Who Now lives next door to a kid in dads class, allegedly he has a new job. His mum still works in Sainsbury's round the corner.

I want Tiny tears to come back..
She would walk it

dillite remarkable that the actual finalists couldn't manage it

I love Nicole. I want to be her best friend. And not least because she is shagging Grigor Dimitrov, and therefore must get to go to a few tennis tournaments for free.

aww, that's nice Mrs O.

Has Sharon just basically worn the same dress but in a different colour virtually every week??

I reckon Mrs O and Nicole get on really well

She is with Grigor?
She loves sporty types!
She gets about our Nicole.

Poor Sharon, but really, who the fuck would have a fling with Ozzie, it's just wrong wrong wrong